Marines Deploy to Ohio to Protect…Pets
White Hats are deploying an undisclosed number of Marines to Springfield, Ohio, in response to widespread allegations that grimy Haitian migrants are abducting and eating the local wildlife—geese, ducks, and squirrels—and household pets, Real Raw News has learned. News of pet consumption gained traction on social media last week after VP candidate JD Vance said … Continue reading Marines Deploy to Ohio to Protect…Pets
Copy and paste this URL into your WordPress site to embed
Copy and paste this code into your site to embed