Trump’s Advisor Checks on White House

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The mainstream media yesterday went bonkers with speculation when President Donald J. Trump’s Boeing 757-200 landed unexpectedly at Dulles International Airport, in Washington, D.C. Why was he there? Was he sick, headed to Walter Reed? Was he surrendering himself to the DOJ? Had a grand jury summoned him? Was he in D.C. to play golf? The flurry of gossip seemed unending. The media got an answer after Trump, shadowed by a procession of thirsty paparazzi, showed up at his Virginia golf course. But, sources told Real Raw News, Trump’s golf excursion was a diversion: while the rabid media focused on Trump, a senior aide who had travelled with him aboard the 757, quietly slipped away from the crowd on a clandestine mission—to visit the White House and, as once source put it, “Make sure it is as Trump left it.”

In July 2021, Real Raw News published an article claiming that Biden, despite appearances to the contrary, had not set foot in the White House, and was in fact turned away by the U.S. military when he and Kabula Harris sought entry on January 20th that year. Although multiple independent sources confirmed the story, we still questioned its veracity, for if true, it meant that every media organization in the country, including Fox News, was part of the fraud. Sources had said the Biden regime and its media enablers used movie sets and sound stages to mimic White House press events.

Yesterday’s information affirms last year’s contentions.

A source within Trump’s inner circle confided in RRN that the aide—we’ll call him “Jeff”—was greeted at the White House by the U.S. soldiers who have been safeguarding the Oval Office for either Donald J. Trump or the next “lawful president.” According to our source, Jeff was at the White House on Trump’s behalf to deliver an “extremely important message” to U.S. Army General James C. McConville, who has overseen White House security since Trump signed the Insurrection Act of 1807, which provisionally cedes authority to the military in matters of national security.

“I don’t know the nature of the message, but for Trump to take these steps, it must be of paramount importance. It was important enough to require hand delivery. Trump felt it was too risky to send by email, text, or even discuss on a phone call. It may be a coincidence, but the timing coincides with 40 of his advisors getting raided or subpoenaed by the DOJ,” our source said.

Trump, he added, did not visit the White House himself because he was shadowed by paparazzi, and news of his presence anywhere near the Oval Office would have sounded Deep State alarm bells throughout the Beltway, otherwise known as the Swamp. Trump sashaying up the White House steps, simply put, would be damn conspicuous.

In closing, our source said he’d share further details when possible.


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Wozz

A Brooklyn-based federal judge was selected on Thursday to serve as an independent arbiter to review the materials seized in the FBI’s search of former President Donald Trump’s Florida home.

The special master will be Senior Judge Raymond Dearie, who was put forward as a possible candidate for the special master role by Trump, who had sued in court to obtain the review. The Justice Department also endorsed Dearie’s appointment.
“I will ensure that detainee Trump is afforded a swift and fair tribunal. Justice will be dealt soon.”

Angel Askew

Maroon.

John .S

Myself marooned once, stuck in a outpost hunting camp, bad snow storm, was a moron not listening to weather forecast.

Angel Askew

Lol. Different type of “maroon”, John!

Wozz

Looking forward to seeing Sir President Trump attending the funeral for the Queen.

Biggs

According to my sources, he will attend in a clever disguise. As the most popular and beloved man in the world, he does not want to disrupt the funeral by drawing all the attention away from the Queen.

Wozz

That’s mighty bigg of him.

Angel Askew

He’s attending a memorial in DC with other past Presidents that day. Only. Biden was invited.

Wozz

It might be a trap.

John .S

Good day to all whom trapped in realm of confirmation bias, and cognitive dissonance, unable to connect the dots.

The mind is a terrible thing to waste. Sadly many cannot see the forest through the trees, whom unable to decipher writing on the wall, which is in plan sight.

Delavic

No argument from me John. Thanks to the mockingbird media but the good Lord willing, their days are numbered. Blessings,

American Living in Canada

The confirmation of it all, on all airwaves across the globe.

Angel Askew

Horowitz: Senate Republicans are about to nuke the entire purpose of a red wave

This week, Senate GOP leaders will agree to help pass a Democrat continuing resolution to fund government past the beginning of fiscal year 2023 into mid-December.

This means that they will agree to fund all the terrible activities of the FBI and IRS, all of the COVID malfeasance, all of the Ukrainian money laundering, and all of the DHS’ smuggling of illegal aliens into American cities.

In other words, this bill is one big “amen” to every unprecedented autocratic policy of our time. But it’s worse than that.

Republicans who will likely control the lower chamber in January. Thus, they should sign off on a CR that funds the government with an expiration date sometime after January so that the new GOP Congress can address all the policy concerns in the budget with more leverage.

But, McConnell and company, and they plan to strategically have the CR expire on Dec. 16, right before Christmas before Republicans control the House.

🔥This will allow Democrats to permanently control the FY 2023 budget and every policy of the federal government all the way through next September, undercutting the entire purpose of Republicans winning back the House.

@dailyrealtimenews

Horowitz: Senate Republicans are
about to nuke the entire purpose of a red wave – TheBlaze

Biggs

House Republicans tried to play politics with refusing to pass the CR a few years ago. I think it was to protest Trump’s impeachment or something. It didn’t go over well and eventually they just caved and passed the CR anyways.

Michael R Davis

Many millions of Americans see what they are told to see, believe what they are told to believe, do what they are told to do. The success story of the election-stealing Biden Regime, which will be removed from power without another election, without the help of those same mesmerized many millions of Americans. Executive orders signed by one of the Biden crisis-actors are crap, only enforceable with those who believe they are real, the mesmerized millions. When the fake president is removed, just toilet paper.

Election night 2020 we saw his landslide votes.
103 million
President Trump won 2020.

Delavic

Q+ allowed the steal and recorded everything as irrefutable proof. It had to be this way because we have to show them and not just tell them. The best is yet to come because God is on our side. Blessings

Biggs

Trust Wray!

Biggs

He lost bro, get over it. Biden will not be removed.

Rob William

France to Nuke Nibiru

By realrawnews December 29, 2020

The White House on Tuesday received an urgent diplomatic cable stating that the French government may use nuclear weapons to destroy a celestial interloper, Nibiru, heading toward earth, according to a Washington source who claims President Trump barely glanced at the document before giving it to his chief scientific advisor, meteorologist Kelvin Droegmeir, for further analysis.

The document, our source said, was authored by Jean-Yves Le Gall, President of France’s National Centre for Space Studies (CNES,) and approved by Emmanuel Macron, whose handwritten signature appeared at the bottom of the brief.

Rob William

So if Trump is the president, how is Biden signing executive orders? This is too convoluted for understand:

  1. Is Biden the current president or is it Trump?
  2. is Biden living in the White House? Or is it an imposter?
  3. Who is responsible for all the bad actions by current admin, is it Biden or Trump or the imposter?
  4. If Democrats win the mid term elections, would it be legitimate? If the Republicans win, will it be legitimate?
  5. Will there an extreme new event before midterms, which will make midterms redundant?
  6. Who will be the president after mid term elections? What’s the chance of it?
  7. Many more questions — experts like MB, AA, Zee and others should answer.
David Treciak

The military is in control of the country. The White House is vacant and has been since Trump left in January 2020. Twenty-four hour video surveillance is available online so anyone can view the White House. It’s obviously not occupied and there have been strange occurrences, like the night a group of children were seen filing out of the front door and unto waiting vans. Additionally, videos taken around DC have shown clouds of smoke billowing from the sewer system and a week later the sewers overflowed. That indicated the tunnels beneath DC had been destroyed and flooded, the same as NY and Boston.
Read the series of articles by Patel Patriot on Devolution for an insight to what has been happening behind the scenes.

David T

Sure DF, sure. Whatever you say.

Angel Askew

🚨BREAKING!🚨

President Biden signs Executive Order to advance transhumanism:

“We need to develop genetic engineering technologies and techniques to be able to write circuitry for cells and predictably program biology in the same way in which we write software and program computers; unlock the power of biological data, including through computing tools and artificial intelligence;”

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.gov/briefing-room/presidential-actions/2022/09/12/executive-order-on-advancing-biotechnology-and-biomanufacturing-innovation-for-a-sustainable-safe-and-secure-american-
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(And there is the ultimate conspiracy theory confirmed as truth. What will we do about it?)

george friend

It’s too stupid to work. Humans have been through this before. In reality, the tech already exists and has for thousands of years. The best really is yet to come. I believe it. Everybody is showing up. I think Earth is going to be party central for the next 1000 years. Lots to celebrate.

Angel Askew

I appreciate your comment. This actually being a signed EO disturbed me.
Whoever takes this freak show out of office also must be held accountable to show us how they remove and destroy this path.
All satellites and cell towers need to be destroyed.
China is already using face recognition and palm chip for store payments and School attendance of primary school students.
Trust but verify.

John .S

Biden’s doppelganger signature is void via fraud. The real Joe Biden is dead.

Joe’s fate been determined June 2020 at GITMO.

When military apprehended Joe everything there after bearing Biden’s false signature is void.

Last edited 2 years ago by John .S
Tony G

Still waiting on Trump’s return……

Biggs

#soon

David T

Like when you’re leaving RRN FOR GOOD, DF?

J Bill

yep. i’ll leave when he’s reinstated (and no, not a win in 2024, because he never left right?)
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Biggs

Yeah I’ll leave RRN when Trump returns. That will happen #soon, right? 😉

Robert Ford

Trump and Molten Salt Reactors.

Rob William

Yeah, too little, too late.

John .S

When the last shovel of dirt is cast upon Queen’s grave no doubt it will trigger unimaginable sequence of events.

Fact, total shit show cometh, take precautions now, prepare, mayhem clock has started.

Wildcat

Well, ? Has anything exciting happened yet..?
Something is in the air..
Maybe a fresh article is just around the corner…!
Anyone have an opinion to share. ?

Biggs

I got some new headphones, does that count? Logitech G435 wireless ones. They’re pretty good, I like em so far. Would recommend 👍

george friend

Wireless is bad for brain in close proximity.

Rob William

Cellphones have a lot more RF power than Bluetooth 5 headphones. Unfortunately, there is hardly any real world study to “study” the effects of persistent RF around us… may be in 20 – 30 years someone will study and tell us why many things went wrong… Now there is a link between Tylenol and autism.

george friend

I hear neither side want to activate the white hat queen. She’s a singular superpower. Both sided fear that if she becomes active then she’ll assume command of the entire board and the world will bend to her will.

Biggs

Lol what

Wildcat

That is VERY UNFORTUNATE for Both OF us,.
You have me confused with someone who actually needs anything from Anyone.
TRUST…betrayal.. Do you actually Tell the TRUTH. ?

How much have you been DRINKING. TODAY. ?

Wildcat

Yes ..you NEED a DRINK !
And NO you don’t tell the TRUTH..
YOU make Shit UP !
YOU are deplorable.
You are BEYOND HELP

Wildcat

That IS all IN your IMAGINATION.
You don’t make any SENSE…
You are making this ALL UP !
NO body has been BETRAYED. !
🙈. 🙉. 🙊
If you don’t have something nice to say,…then don’t Post !

American Living in Canada

The confirmation of it all, on all airwaves across the globe.

John .S

“Exciting”, well CNN’s Don Lemon been demoted. I’m stretching; could Lemon soon be bunking with Stelter?

Anyone have an opinion to share?

Ajeocci

Just making sure the White House is clean so President Trump and First Lady Melania can move back in. With all the riff raff in Washington, DC, it might have been contaminated. Thankfully, the Biden’s were never allowed in.

Wildcat

The Byedumn’s are filthy RifRaf…and they smell bad too !

Earl

#yawn

Earl

You couldn’t come with any song lyrics?

Earl

Would you like an apology or a retraction? A life preserver? Or maybe a song?

J Bill

i’ll take 88% over 69%. thanks

Robert Gregory Boensch

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Search this on the web.

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Video of President Trump Insurrection proclamation put into Congressional Record 2022-07-21.

And Robert Gregory Boensch Remonstrance that was put into law.

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Taking Command of Michigan.

Down load the PDFs.

Remember If you allow it.

Freedom can be yours.

+++
Robert Gregory Boensch

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Remember If you allow it.

Freedom can be yours.

Robert Gregory Boensch

President Trump is the Sitting President for these fifty states of America.

And each state is a Member of these Fifty States via the United States constitution.

This constitution is being protected by the Military.

The current Government controlling the territory of Michigan is in war With these fifty states and it’s own citizens.

I have stepped forward for the Common people of this territory .

We as people of Michigan need to peacefully assemble.

And look at my remonstrance and reestablish Law and Order in this territory.

THE STATE OF MICHIGAN INC. is a corporation.
And is a Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization.

The freely Steal and commit Murder with full knowledge they will never get caught.

We need to adopt the 1776 charter that this nation was founded upon.

And recognize our God Given Rights.

And Never again let these Rights be trampled on.

+++
Robert Gregory Boensch

Robert Gregory Boensch

Search Yahoo and Bing for

“Robert Gregory Boensch”

About 1,940,000,000 search results

Sometimes up to 2,400,000,000 search results

It’s must only be from the content that was Written About me.

My Mission is freedom for our Children And a bright future world wide.
And for our elderly to live out the rest of their days in peace.

This is not My wishes entirely.

But the plan our Heavenly Creator has laid out for us.

Please Can we Walk down this path that he longs for us to take?

+++
Robert Gregory Boensch

Wozz

Why isn’t President Trump helping Putin? Putin begging China for help makes us look weak. The world needs to know about the 35,000 children Putin rescued and the ones that Trump reunited with their families. The charade must stop!

BubbaJ

Pretty much Trollville today!

Trenton Rizza

The stories here are 100% fake!!! We just interviewed Tom Hanks in person. I wish they were true.

J Bill

lol

Rob William

You believe your eyes more than RRN?

Biggs

Are you sure? Did you personally check behind Tom’s ear for a USB port? That’s usually where they put it on the clones so they can upload all the digitized memories from the original 🤔

Wozz

Demand to see their verified DNA test.

Rubus

Did you call hanks for a an interview? Who’s we? How many kids did you hand over to him? What questions did you ask him? Leave us a ticker tape of the whole interview.

jimbo

Wasn’t D.C. along with the WH planned to be done away with? What exactly is the truth nowadays?

Biggs

Nope

Wildcat

Our information needs to be refreshed on that subject.
We all need to check with several different sources….

WrongWayCorrigan

yeah, wondered

Wildcat

Enlightenment versus Dementia that Is the Question of the day,
Sept 15th. 2022 10:00 am

Wildcat

PST

Wildcat

True Reality / illusion /perception/ the 5th dimension,
Consciousness, awareness…🌈

Wildcat

Always use discernment ☺

Biggs

It’s the latter, mystery solved.

Dr John

Off the conversation a bit but a question;

Was the FBI a matter of bad spelling supposed to be FIB?

It makes more sense with what we know now (or should it be now know)

It falls in line with IQ quotas 33 to get in the FIB, here is the entrance exam:

Does a FIB Tell the Truth?

A. Optional
B. Never
C. Not required
D. All of the above

Should a FIB use excessive force

A. When necessary
B. When of value
C. When the mood seems right
D. All of the above

A warrant is required to search a citizens home?

A. Optional
B. False
C. All of the above except A

If there were two bad guys and an FIB agent, how many bad guys are their total?

A. None
B. One worse than the other two
C. Two FIB recruits in training and one career bad guy

Demonstrate counting to 20 (not 220 just 20) (you can take your shoes of if necessary, yes the socks to if you have them).

Joanna

Donald J. Trump and gorgeous First lady Melania are still the sitting US President & First Lady of the USA, just as the vast majority of the American People want it and prefer it. Joe, Hunter & Jill are at Gitmo or a similar “venue”, imo. Actor Arthur Roberts deserves the Oscar after his performance these past three years, of impersonating Joe every day in public.

Biggs

Lol larp harder

Rubus

What? You don’t think the burden’s should get an 0scar for their acting performance? Me neither. Everything is read from the 0bamonitor.

Delta

That’s interesting. Gov. Gavin Newsom signs controversial social media bill into California law. How can he sign anything if he’s dead which was reported by RRN? Maybe “The Deep State” cloned his signing hand and attached to a CGI body double in their advanced underground laboratory, before the military arrested him and hung him. 😉

Rosefairy

Suspicion: Isreal’s Bitch, Obama, is running the proverbial whitehouse.
Can anyone prove that my suspicions are wrong???

John .S

Prove “suspicions are wrong”.

Israel’s bitch is Chucky Cheese, bagman for Nothing-Yahoo.

Obama’s Iran nuke deal, LoL.

Obama permanently left the building, actually a figment of the imagination aka, Boogeyman, aka, Man in the basement.

Always need a boogyman for deception, Psy-op for the gullible.

If anyone thinks Obama still walks upon planet earth, then I have a bridge to sell them in Brooklyn.

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Biggs

But Michael Baxter says he’s alive John, he writes about Deep State Dark Lord Obama all the time! So do you believe RRN is real or not? 🤷‍♂️

Angel Askew

Most people believe Obama was running the show since Joe agreed to run for office.

J Bill

joanna already said trump is running the white house. get your fake news straight

buck fiden

Actually, Obama despises Israel. Trump is Israel’s bitch, which is why I really like him.

Biggs

Gross

george friend

I heard he landed at Dulles in a Cessna? WTF RRN

Earl

#troll

J Bill

spidermanpointingmeme.jpeg

Statethis

Jeff….sessions maybe?

BTW, that queen psyop is a rousing good show….they should call it OPERATION L.I.L.I.B.E T…
lockdowns in London in Britain Europe too….lol! Or whatever. I bet it made ol 🦎 lips roll over in her detainee execution chamber when ” Meghan markle” named her ” daughter” lilibet…wutta insult! Markle was long gone by that time, so…it’s white hats all the way on this one. Bravo! Encore! Author author..

Biggs

Remarkable density of conspiracy-brained gibberish in this post, well done.

J Bill

just missing italy and satellites for the best post ever

Angel Askew

LEONARDO.

Statethis

Exactly.

J Bill

DONATELLO

Statethis

Thank you!

Statethis

Lol ! Nice try, methinks ye doth protest too much. Hey! That can be your new native American name!

Earl

I suggest two dogs fucking.

Angel Askew

Did you see the poor royal guard fall hard while while standing at attention while Queens casket was set in place for viewing yesterday. He died!

Statethis

No did not see that, interesting…vaxxident?

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Biggs

That was just the Queen’s corpse harvesting nearby souls, it’s a natural part of the Annunaki rebirth process, nothing out of the ordinary really.

Wozz

A lot of people here need to do their research when it comes to Anunnaki life cycles. It’s embarrassing to see God fearing Patriots talk about things they don’t fully understand.

buck fiden

Yeah, I saw that on today’s Charlie Ward video.

David T

Have to wonder if he got the clot shots.

Angel Askew

Correction: couldn’t verify he died. Only one news source stated that. Not one other news source is updating the poor fellas status.

Afshin Nejat

Wait, this story deserves technicolor. Put some color into. Talk more about the mood, the atmosphere, the play of light on shiny leather shoes, trenchcoats and wide-brimmed hats. Go the full mile. Or what’s the point?

Rob William

Cars, sun glasses, go for full Matrix!

Wozz

When people need to lie about something big, it makes a story more convincing when they add small details to draw the listener into the mood. For instance, you could interject that it had rained unusually hard earlier or that it was unseasonably hot or cold. Overload the listener with information that means nothing so they trust you with many little things instead of one large lie.

buck fiden

As the Germans and the rest of us are finding out the hard way, it’s all about energy.

In Medieval times, there was no electricity or solar, but there was a primitive form of wind power. Watermills, too (hydro, but not hydroelectric). Fire was the main source of energy, not oil. Same with the cavemen. They didn’t have nuclear power.

It seems that the people who run the world today want to take us back to the days of serfdom where nobody had any energy to speak of. BTW, electric cars won’t run due to massive pervasive electricity shortages.

Herr Beiden cast the first stone by shutting down the XL Pipeline. This December, the average kraut will have to pay a $1,000 electric bill to heat his shoebox apartment. They are experiencing a 1,000% increase in electric bills.

Fuck ’em. They deserve it.

Earl

DJT warned them and us all. They laughed.

Julie

seems to be a pattern…

Jesus admonished. They laughed.
Harriet Tubman admonished. They laughed.
Peter Schiff admonished. They laughed.
Jim Sinclair admonished. They laughed.

Earl

Our turn to laugh now.

J Bill

laugh away mike. still not at 30k lmaooooooooooooooooo

Earl

Do you look as stupid as you type?

J Bill

as stupid as you did when you wore that dumbass mask in that interview lmaooooooooooo

Wozz

The horse mask? I remember that interview. Mike said it was unseasonably cold that day.

Earl

You’re the poster boi for retro-active abortion.

David T

Probably even more so, if that’s possible.

J Bill

they came for the pillow guy, but i already had a pillow….

Earl

Have you bitten through it yet?

J Bill

$114 foreeeeeeeeeeeeeeever

Earl

You got that much for your plasma? How many trips did it take?

Julie

the average german is morphing into the average swede. Before long, the germans will be fighting both against deportation of the melanin rich muslims and for their free medical care!

euro is a basket case. I see eur/usd going to 0.90$ at some point.

Black hats have a lot of work to do. Still way too many obese sloths working as body doubles for typical americans.

American communists do not esteem the Scandinavian countries as paragons of socialism–that is, because even the nordics know capitalism engenders material wealth while socialism distributes it. The US socialists only point to asian or s american communism as blueprints for their valhalla.

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Biggs

Yeah yeah, we know you long for the “good old days” of Germany in the 1940’s, Reedie

Julie

Pretty soon we’ll be calling the 2020’s the ‘good ole days’!

J Bill

until antifa grows to 81 million. have fun fascists!

buck fiden

The 40s weren’t so great for the nazis. They had more fun in the 30s.

Julie

you just hate EVERYONE equally!

J Bill

so close! it’s taking foreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever to get to 30k

Wozz

A representative hired by Alex Jones to testify for Free Speech Systems, Brittany Paz, gave hours of testimony about Jones’ Infowars Show, admitting that false statements were made about the Sandy Hook shooting for money. A Connecticut jury is now determining how much money Jones and his company must pay in damages to the families affected and an FBI agent who responded to the school massacre.

buck fiden

That’s fucked up! You can gas yourself! But then, most Jew names are German-sounding: Jewberg, Steinberg, Goldberg, Silverberg, Bronzeberg, Platinumberg, Iceberg …

David

I have a friend who when I told this story to, about Biden never setting foot in the real White House told me he has an Aggie friend who met with Biden in the White House, I asked him to call him and get confirmation. His friend confirmed meeting Biden in the White House. His friend is a Republican, it was a non political, if anything is nonpolitical in the White House, some award for something. So my friend won’t believe anything we say anymore because he thinks we are full of shit.

Earl

And?

J Bill

did your friend sell pillows and get his phone taken at a hardees?

Julie

jealous of the pillow man? it burns,yes

J Bill

hell no i’m not lmao

David T

Yes you are, DF. Everything you post on here is a lie.

J Bill

cry boomer cry

Biggs

Yeah it’s because Michael Baxter is, in fact, full of shit.

Julie

prove it

Biggs

David just did.

Julie

If you accept hearsay as proof, then why disbelieve Baxter’s stories?

Biggs

Because Baxter is full of shit.

Julie

So your conclusion of baxter being full of shit is based on the premise baxter is full of shit.

Makes sense

Biggs

Allow me to provide you with a complete list of all the times that Michael Baxter predicted something would happen that then actually happened:

Rubus

He is not a seer.

Wozz

Obviously your friend has been compromised. Cut contact now.

David L Baiker

That’s because you are ALL full of shit!

Thomas Blow

Aggie, huh? When I went to OTS (AF school for officers) every lecture began with multiple Aggie jokes. They were never very good — I suspect they were written by Aggies.
Did you hear about the Aggie that stayed up all night studying for his urine test?
When the Aggie heard that 95% of accidents happened within 5 miles of home, he moved.
Did you hear about the Aggie that put snow tires on his car? The next day they melted.
How many Aggie freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: They don’t. That’s a sophomore class.
Why don’t Aggies ever call 911 in an emergency? They can’t find the 11 on their phones.
BREAKING NEWS: Aggie doctors have finally developed an artificial appendix.
The A&M Quack Shack is cautioning students to avoid using thermometers: tests have shown they contain traces of mercury.
Did you hear about the new parachute developed at Texas A&M? It opens on impact.
An Aggie pilot has crashed a helicopter at Easterwood Field. He got chilly so he turned off the fan.
1st Aggie: “Are those deer tracks?” 2nd Aggie: “Too big for deer tracks, they must be moose tracks.” CRASH! A train hits them.
Patron at College Station bistro: “How do you prepare your chicken?” Aggie chef: “I just flat-out tell ‘em they’re gonna die.”
Oh, yes, I remember this one:
Did yo hear about the Aggie who was late to class because he saw a sign saying “Patient Parking Only”.

David T

Haha! Thanks for the laughs to start the day.

Jullou

I believe there are many hard-wired leftist Democrats who have infiltrated the GOP that will say and do anything to protect the status quo. Meeting with BIden is a big red flag!

Rob William

What a sorry tale!

Rob William

Believe it or not, real Biden is in the real White House in RealVerse. The real rules don’t apply to MBVerse. In fact one of the real zealots should visit White House and ask people around whether Biden is in White House or not and record their reaction!

Biggs

I would absolutely love to watch one of the nutjobs on this site go to the real White House and livestream their reaction to discovering that MB is completely full of shit. Any takers? 🙂

David T

Have at it, DF. And while you’re at it you can take your alter egos of WOZZ, Baiker, Rob William And all your other fake ass names you use.

Biggs

I’m not any those people.

Rubus

Great idea Biggsy. We elect you to go there to the white house and livestream for us. Let us know so we can watch.

Biggs

That would be pointless Rube, because you would just accuse me of faking it all with CGI or some shit. Why don’t you go, buddy? I’d rather watch you see it with your own eyes.

J Bill

imagine getting your phone seized at a hardees lmaooo

Earl

Desperate actions by a desperate/illegitimate regime.

J Bill

dude got his shit seized while getting some food

buy more pillows with code seized69
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

Earl

I already have his pillows, sheets and towels. Quality products.
So I just ordered his slippers today.
My ‘fuck you’ to the feds.

J Bill

spend those donations on shitty products! lmaooooooooooo

Earl

You’re way past stupid.

David T

I looked up the definition of stupid in Webster’s dictionary, and it just listed all of his DF troll turd names. Plus it had his stupid ass icon listed as well.

Julie

how’s maddog 20/20 living in your car?

sejmon

BUY HIS SLIPPERS AND -SHUT UP !!!!!

Earl

I’m sure if he knew, he’d be devastated.

Rob William

You got conned into buying low quality stuff at very high price – just because he supported insurrection. Tomorrow he will pi** into a bottle and sell it as an energy drink and you will buy it.

Earl

Ask Bed Bath & Beyond how they are doing without his products.

Wozz

You think Bed Bath and Beyond’s problems are because they won’t carry his crappy stuff?

Earl

Let’s ask their CEO. Oh wait. Someone scrape him off the sidewalk first.

sejmon

DID YOU BUY HIS PRODUCTS ???

Rubus

J bill sleeps on his mommy’s DD pillows.

Wozz

Agreed. Remember when Trump said all of the documents that the FBI found were declassified and when that lie fell flat he said that the FBI planted the documents?
I can’t wait to see the closed circuit video of the raid that Trump promised to release.

Earl

I can’t wait either. Patience Teddy. patience.

Julie

imagine having to shill on a satire site!

J Bill

he just wanted a burger and got his phone snatched lmaoooooooooooooooo

cocaine is a helluva drug

Earl

Expert on it are you?

J Bill

lmao mike is yoda

Earl

Yeah, so?

J Bill

cocaine is a helluva drug

Wozz

Mike L was a lot easier to believe when he was out of his mind and we could blame it on the drugs. Now he has no excuse.

Earl

I thought you preferred amyl nitrate with a helping of soi boi butter.

Trenton Rizza

And what if the arrest Trump? That would mean everything on this channel was a lie.

Earl

This site is ‘SATIRE’. Get with the program. This place is for entertainment purposes only.

Biggs

Who knows if they’ll actually arrest Trump, but everything on this site is a lie either way

Julie

Well, by your reasoning then, your comments are lies since they are part of ‘everything on this site’! lol. Thanks for disproving every word you offered! ffs

Biggs

Yeah but that also means your comments are lies, which means your comment calling my comments lies is also a lie, which means my comments are true. Checkmate!

Julie

Let us go your way…

If what you say above is true, then you disproved your initial claim and more importantly, are now claiming Baxter’s stories are true!

lol

Biggs

But you also previously said Baxter’s stories are true, which by your logic means you are now claiming his stories are false!

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Julie

Where did I say baxter’s stories are true?

Biggs

When you defended him like a thousand times

Rob William

No that’s called liar’s paradox. A lair cannot say “I always tell a lie” because then that statement is true. Gödel’s incompleteness theorem was based on such constructs.

Rubus

You just proved how easy it is to troll a troll. None have jobs or an education.

Rob William

That’s the real suspense but tactically they won’t do it before mid terms. AG seems to extremely solid and stealth in building the cases and Trump should probably hire some good consultants.

Wozz

When. Not if.

Tony G

Does anyone have actual concrete evidence to support any of these theories? “Everything is under control”, “it’s happening”. Do you have any proof besides what you read on the Internet?

Wozz

This site is satire and comedy. Please guide your decisions accordingly.

Earl

It’s a free for all at this point.

Julie

where’s comey? where’s anita dunn? where’s holder? where’s francis collins?

J Bill

where’s $224?

Julie

perhaps in my sister’s couch…

Biggs

Big shoutout to Carole Fedock for her generous donation of $5. Thanks Carole! 👏

Jullou

My many alternative media sources (conservative internet news programs) are not saying everything is under control, and for years, they have been warning us to be ready for hard times. Then we have the alternative media that is newer and flashier that keeps saying everything is under control.

Rob William

Control is a relative term. Everything under control will imply that others won’t have free will, which will imply complete determinism, which is not possible.

Mike

I believe the member of Trump’s team he is referring to is his National Security Advisor, Robert O’Brien. P6, the same guy who got the exclusive video of Trump at Dulles got he and his motorcade on video.

Wildcat

9/14/2022. Good Morning Everyone.!
Enjoy today, Have Fun !
Relax,… Everything is under Control..😏

John .S

LoL, it’s far from being under control, Shit Show cometh.

Lock & Load, it will get ugly.

Biggest potential enemy is law enforcement/police aka, order following tyrants.

Biggs

Defund the police, amirite?

Rob William

No, Blue lives matter!

John .S

Recently assisted a few people in putting their Go-Bags together whom NYC-Suberb commuters.

Adage: better late than never.

Emphasize two types of bags, light weight daily travel bag, and SHTF bug-out bag.

What’s in your go bag?

Earl

I have no reason to bug out. I live in a rural area. My only concern is repelling the city normies and commies fleeing here.

Wildcat

👍 . I am also prepared, to stay PUT.
I am deep in the south 40, away from the crazy,…
Nothing to be done, just enjoy the FRESH air and nature.
I now have starlink and it IS SUPER FAST ..always..
I am so HAPPY.
EVERYTHING is JUST WONDERFUL.
. Stay positive 😼

American Living in Canada

Same here in the great white north.

Biggs

Good thinking John, I concur that everyone should have a Go-Bag prepared. Here’s what I’ve gathered for mine:

– pop-up tent
– titanium compass
– glowsticks
– rechargeable lantern
– durable clothes/boots
– collapsible shovel
– groundwater filtration unit
– gas mask (with spare filters)
– English-to-Moletongue travel dictionary
– Deep Earth atlas
– direworm repellant
– portable electromagnet to keep the Anunnaki away (it messes with their teleportation fields)
– extra ligma
– rope

I’m open to suggestions for things to add. Can never be too prepared!

Wozz

If you bring Rose Mary, you have your vegetable needs covered.

Wildcat

What a list !
#1. GUN and ammo
#2.crossbow and bolts.
#3. Shotgun and ammo
#4.sniper rifle and scope/ammo
#5. Explosives and remote controls
#6. Security cameras.
#7. Booby traps and chain/rope..
#8 solar powered Generator.
#9 nite vision
#10 stun gun and extra darts..
Gee ..did I forget to Pack the FUN ! ?
. 🔪 . 🔫 . 💣 . 🔋. 📦. 📹. 🎯

Biggs

Jeez WC, are you packing this bag to bug out, or to fight the Predator? 👾

Kay

Collapsible shovel hahaha! Note to self, get some glow sticks.

Biggs

The stuff in Michael Baxter’s articles is imaginary, but the Underwar is very real, my friend. I intend to ingratitude myself among the Mole People ahead of time, because when they unleash their impending assault upon the surface, it is not going to be pretty. 💀

Julie

‘ingratitude’ yourself among us!

Biggs

That was supposed to be ‘ingratiate’ but, much like time, autocorrect makes fools of us all.

Rob William

Over corrects.

Rob William

I am just packing a warp drive to go back in time (or forward).

Rob William

Pack a bag 💼 of aggregator nano-robots, which can transform to anything, most usefully to an humanoid, who can defend you, hunt for you and cook food.

Biggs

Damn, why didn’t I think of that!

Wozz

Remember the big bug out of 99? Good times!

Julie

did you have to walk backwards in the snow uphill?

Angel Askew

Haha. My dad made the laundry room a y2k fall out shelter. It was stocked for years. 🙂

Rob William

What happened then?

Ruby Kennard

By all accounts, this movie is moving at a faster pace than ever and it’s hard to keep up! Woo Hoo! In the beginning, we just wanted correction & restoration but now, we’re just praying to survive to the end. After months of sleepless nights, anxious, worrying events that intensified each day, amid moments of despair and hopelessness, I wanna know who can we sue! We’ve done everything right- paid our taxes, remained peaceful and seemingly calm while witnessing the most dangerous and deceitful era in our nation’s history. Someone needs to pay for all the unnecessary drama and frustration we’ve endured at the hands of these pompous traitors. They’ve been holding us hostage while exploiting and wasting our resources & treasure. It’s time to pay back what they’ve taken by force. Amen

Rob William

It’s so fast that it will conclude in a million years.

J Bill

notorious pizzagater, cernovich, no longer a q guy lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

“I saw a Reddit post before the story broke claiming a man went down Q rabbit hole, lost it, and killed his wife. Apparently it really happened. Since day 1 I told people to avoid this MKULTRA style programming. It is making people lose it. Tragic.”

Biggs

Lol time to rebrand I guess

Julie

yes, sure is time to rebrand k.a.i

Wildcat

sounds like biggs is going to change. Names AGAIN !

Biggs

Nah WC I only do that when MB bans me. But I do have my next one lined up for whenever that day happens to come 🙂

Biggs

That was months ago buddy

Julie

must be false then?

Biggs

Yeah sure, why not. K.ai never existed. K.ai is just a myth 👻

Julie

if Q is mkultra, then you assert cia are vastly overrated pikers?

Angel Askew

Qanon followers are more likely to be MKUltra victims.
Q is a whole different bag.

J Bill

ask cernovich, not me mike

claire

The poll now says 92% TRUMP %5 RD. We saw this change drastically in the last poll.
Seems the military was siding with RD. I guess 80,000,000 votes do not count in some minds and those we not for joe.

claire

Sounds like the military higher ups have decided that DeSantis will be president. This after the military BEGGED TRUMP to run for President

Biggs

Lol the military never begged Trump to run for president

Julie

can you prove a negative? no, therefore, you have lost the argument to Claire!

J Bill

i can: realrawnews.com/2021/04/trump-inauguration-july-4-2021/

congrats on getting closer to 30k. it’s still taking foreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever

Rob William

Was it an argument?

Jullou

That’s not what I heard from many high-level military types. After Obama fired so many of them, they organized and started making plans.

Earl

#dumb

Ruth

Why would Trump make the flight? Why not just give the Message in a sealed envelope to his aide to deliver? He always has a reason for what he does. I wonder if this is a distraction.

J Bill

he’s an idiot

Earl

Fail a sanity test did you?

Julie

we all would

Biggs

It’s distracting you from the reality that Trump just lost and Biden is in the White House, so yeah

Julie

cry more boomer!

Wozz

Maybe he wanted to bang another porn star?

Earl

Jealous?

J Bill

for 100k? nah lmao

Earl

You mean the $ she has to pay DJT?

Biggs

Lol we have literally seen the checks Trump wrote to Stormy bro. They were court evidence.

Earl

Nice try. BTW, where is her lawyer?

J Bill

in jail and we still saw the checks dumbass. $224…soooooooooo close

it’s taking foreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever

Earl

She was ordered to pay him! Again, where is her lawyer?

Biggs

Avennati is a scumbag, but he wasn’t even involved in that case. It was the Michael Cohen case where Trump’s checks to Stormy were presented as evidence. Trump didn’t even deny that they’re real bro

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Earl

Just throwing shit against the wall to see if it sticks?

FYI, I ain’t your bro and your lucky I’m not.

Julie

how do you know what th epayment was for?

Biggs

The payment was to buy Stormy’s silence for not revealing publicly that Trump paid to fuck her while he was married to Melania 😂

Jullou

Like other document planted by the FB!

Jullou

Clinton, Obama and Biden have cornered that market, to include children.

Earl

He went to thumb his nose at them and get in a round of golf.

Biggs

Yeah, you know, the kind of golf where you don’t bring golf clubs or golf balls with you

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Earl

Try again.

Biggs

Ok.

You know, the kind of golf where you don’t bring golf clubs or golf balls with you

Earl

Not the sharpest tool in the shed are you? A tool for sure but a useless one.

Rob William

Not the best program on the hard drive are you? It’s an era of CAD, CAM, 3D-printers and robotic actuators… Just design and manufacture!

Jullou

Hopefully the start of something big!

Wozz

According to prosecutors, the three men engaged in the assault of police officers guarding a tunnel entrance to the Capitol on the Lower West Terrace – a brutal scene where officers were beaten, crushed and even dragged out into the crowd in an hours-long attack.

McCaughey and Stevens battled police, prosecutors said, while Mehaffie directed members of the mob in and out of the Lower West Terrace tunnel.

The three men argued at various times during the trial that they were trapped in the mob, were trying to help officers, or did not know about the violence. But Vice Admiral Crandall was not swayed by their tearful pleas.
“You have committed crimes against America. Our legal system provides swift justice. You will be taken to GITMO where you will be hung until dead.”

Wozz

I think it was actually BAX6 who mistakenly banned the account.

Julie

ah, satire!

Rob William

They also opened a portal for mole people to come to earth!

michael youman

Michael Baxter I’m pretty sure it was a Cessna Citation II that DJT arrived in,since I saw video of him exiting.

J Bill

that was cgi

Wozz

Are you going to believe the fake media and your eyes or Mike? The choice is clear.

michael youman

It was shot live by a guy filming through the fence of the employee’s parking lot.

Wozz

I saw Luke Skywalker destroy the Death Star in 1977 and that looked real too!

Julie

fake things do appear real to children!

Biggs

And to people who believe everything they read on the internet!

Rob William

What MB says is more true that what you can see with your eyes. If you see blue but RRN says it’s red, it is red.

Earl

Why the fixation on the type of aircraft? It was a fucking airplane! Ok?

J Bill

lmaooooo hoes big mad over a plane description

Biggs

Because it shows that MB is a lazy bullshitter 🙃

Carol Sims

Hang in there for a minute or two! Don’t you folks pay attention to the comings and goings in all the buildings, government owned that will be blown up when the time is set to rid our country of the SATANIC PLACES they became? It WILL happen. That’s a guarantee! And – No! I do NOT WATCH the News on MSM!

J Bill

simmer down karen

Wildcat

Excellent post !
100% correct, and it will happen 👍

Biggs

Will it happen #soon though?

Pengeezer

He will be back…..and sooner than expected…..

Biggs

#sooner

SusieG628

🥰

Windy

Love that you misspelled the VPs name, hoping it was on purpose.

Rob William

All mistakes are on purpose.

Cv66RoofRat

Just a correction, President Trump did not arrive at Dulles Int’l Airport in his Boeing 757-200, N757AF. He arrived at Dulles aboard his other aircraft, a Cessna 750 Citation X, N725DT.

J Bill

cgi

Biggs

Mike doesn’t cate about “details” and “facts” like that when he writes his little stories.

Julie

kinda like ytour moleperson tripe

Biggs

Lol the details in my Mole People posts are more consistent than those of MB’s fan-fiction articles 🙃

Julie

imagine if you transferred the energy of that shit into wealth accumulation.

Biggs

Who’s to say I haven’t?

Rob William

You have very expectations from MB/RRN.

Tony G

So when is Trump coming back?

J Bill

7/4/2021

Biggs

#soon

David L Baiker

Hopefully…..NEVER!

Rob William

Where?

Bill Kaulfield

A 757? It was a Cessna Citation X.

Earl

Who cares? It was a fucking airplane!

Rob William

Yeah airplanes are same like all cars are same be it Hyundai or Lamborghini.

Jullou

A Twitter meme that is worth repeating:

“The difference between a conspiracy theory and a well-established fact is 18 months of media obfuscation and Democrat stonewalling.”

J Bill

booooooring

Julie

just like your account statement! lol hahahahaha