JAG Hangs Shenna Bellows for Treason

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Disgraced Maine Secretary of State Shenna Bellows received an unceremonious trip to the netherworld on May 26 as she was hanged to death at Guantanamo Bay for having committed treason against the United States of America.

As reported, a military panel found Bellows guilty a week earlier and recommended JAG impose the maximum punishment. As expected, the verdict enraged the Deep State stooge, who spent the last six days of her life sobbing uncontrollably and begging for a chance to appeal the ruling to Joseph R. Biden.

Admiral Crandall, known for witticisms and gallows humor, entertained Bellows’ request and stood beside her while she dialed the White House, identified herself to an operator, and said she needed Biden to parley for her freedom. “There’s no Joseph Biden here,” she was told and hung up on. The admiral broke the news to her: Biden had never set foot in the actual White House, but had he, he would’ve at once been arrested, tried, and executed as a war criminal. The admiral encouraged her to prepare for a “long nap.”

That siesta came shortly after 10:00 a.m. on May 26, subsequent to Bellows feverishly begging for her life atop the gallows with a loop of rope around her neck and a black sack covering her head.

“Please don’t kill me. I’ll do whatever you ask,” Bellows cried out.

“Will you apologize to President Trump and ask his forgiveness?” asked Admiral Crandall.

“Yes, yes I will,” Bellows replied.

“Will you go on television to say Trump is not an insurrectionist and you were wrong to want to keep his name off the ballot? Will you say you’re sorry to all the residents of Maine and the United States?” Adm. Crandall said.

She nodded her bagged head vigorously. “Yes, Yes, Yes…I’ll do all that. Whatever you ask. I don’t want to die.”

“The only thing worse than a traitor, detainee Bellows, is a cowardly traitor,” the admiral said condescendingly. “At least have the courage to stand on your principles and face death courageously.”

“Oh, God, no,” she wailed.

“Don’t bring His name into this. It’s your doing.”

The admiral instructed the hangman behind Bellows to open the door beneath her trembling legs.

She was pronounced dead a few minutes later.

“They’re all the same,” the admiral told a few White Hat officers in attendance.



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Lucille

I m making over $14-k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life…………….𝗪𝘄𝘄.Payathome9.𝐂𝐨𝐦

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Elena

That desperate phone call she made to the White House and being told “There’s no Joe Biden here”. Sounds like an ending to an episode of The Twilight Zone. I love it.

denise

We’re in the voting process right now on a new Maine Sec of State!!

Robert Dukes

I m making over $14-k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life…………….𝗪𝘄𝘄.Payathome9.𝐂𝐨𝐦

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Lorinda

Thank God I will never be in her shoes. all of a sudden your life is over. she did a bad bad thing and should have been aware of the payment she owed. None of us would have done it.

Ann Ononomous

That’s cuz we’re not demon seed. They only see 3 things through their evil eyes – money, sex and murder.

Em

And Gov. Mills just keeps whistling…….

Joanna

Very happy that the White Hats are beginning to tell the nation that there is NO “joe biden” currently living in the unoccupied REAL American Peoples’ White House on Pennsylvania Ave, except themselves. Awesome.

Robert Dukes

I m making over $14-k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life…………….𝗪𝘄𝘄.Payathome9.𝐂𝐨𝐦

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American Living in Canada

Answering a reply from below.. gotta lot of things on the go.. life to live.. etc..

If the US Military is not going to show the video tapes of the Military Tribunals of the Crimes Against Humanity… fine… just another round of bullshit rammed down our throats..

Tucker

 Reply to American Living in Canada
 4 hours ago

You’re not American if you live in Canada.

-1

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American Living in Canada

 Reply to Tucker
 11 minutes ago

There’s a lot of Americans living abroad… you can’t take out the American Spirit out of our Souls.. that’s just the way it is Brother/Sister.

denise

We are as of right now 6-12-24-voting for a new Maine Secretary of State!! !!

Em

What was the outcome? Wish I’d known about the voting. I’d have gone over and watched.

Combat Engineer 4 God

BROKEN ARROW
BROKEN ARROW
REPEAT: COPY,

BROKEN FUCKEN ARROW!!
NICE, REAL NICE!
PURE SHIT!!

Robert Dukes

I m making over $14-k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life…………….𝗪𝘄𝘄.Payathome9.𝐂𝐨𝐦

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Surf Nazare

I see the WH’ grabbed the judges of the Miss Alabama contest—-evidently the state has been taken over by aliens and the judges must be traitors–there is no way in G-d’s green earth an Alabamian would ever make a selection like that—-the judges have already been tried and found guilty—-they are to be hung/hanged (take your choice) i a few days—-A little side note—back in the good ole days a close buddy of mine went to Auburn and set up dates for us—his was miss Alabama and mine was 1s runner up—-trust me they didn’t look anything like Miss piggy——hang em high—-

Cobb

Yeah sure man why not

Wildcat

You are sooooooo
Gullible

Cobb

Uh huh. Did you send MB his cut of your monthly social security check yet, WC?

Blackhat

Lmao, the IRONY!!!

MAGA100

XTIAN TROLLS ARE A.L.W.A.Y.S GULLIBLE

Surf Nazare

nice to see one intelligent response—-I did it on purpose just to see the mental midgets and how they would respond—-the usual characters—-all related to Dumb and Dumber

Robert Dukes

I love my country USA

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Robert Dukes

I m making over $14-k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life…………….𝗪𝘄𝘄.Payathome9.𝐂𝐨𝐦

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Storygirldc

Do any of you Silly Trolling Gooses out there happen to know the definition of “COVERT OPERATIONS”?? That’s right, “COVERT OPERATIONS.” I thought not. I forgot you were still in kindergarten. Well, get a dictionary and look it up.

Cobb

Famously a crucial step of COVERT OPERATIONS is having some loser in Texas post all the gruesome details of your super-secret covert operations on his shitty wordpress blog. Covert!

Blackhat

They actually think we’re here to report this information to the black hats. Smh

boxer

Leaking all this Tom Clancy larpage is not ‘covert’. If anything this is a deep state diversion.

Wolverine

Watch the trunk scene in Kill Bill vol 1. BOOM!

boxer

Why waste the rope on this low-hanging fruit? Reeks of more MB BS.

CD22

Fyi – Dave Kelly

ht tps://x.com/ShaykhSulaiman/status/1799539143086891399

Between Department of Health, Pharmaceutical company’s, and House of Congress. Since 1948 – to destroy Humanity because they were ousted by every nation for their demonic evil ways.

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John .S

Tks for posting that link, which makes explaining the Kazarian Mafia easier.

Myself forwarded that link to many, recommend others do the same.

Tks again.

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Robert Dukes

I m making over $14-k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life…………….𝗪𝘄𝘄.Payathome9.𝐂𝐨𝐦

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CD22

Breaking News:

Dutch scientists say 35 million deaths caused by Covid Jabs.

Beware – the corrupt pharmaceutical companies are pushing the H5N1 Bird Flu vaccines.

Remember in 2009 H1N1 (Swine Flu) killed 5000 people and the vaccine was discontinued.

They change name of the vaccine to H5N1 to continued their depopulation agenda!

Another fake plandemic.

BEWARE –

The Department of Agriculture is sending field agents to local farmers statewide to infect all animals with this H5N1 vaccine to kill all livestock.

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Dave Kelly

BIRD FLU IS MORE CRIMINAL MASS GENOCIDE CRAP, USED TO EXTERMINATE FARM ANIMALS AND NOW HUMAN BEINGS, REJECT GLOBALIST, SATANIST JEW BULLSHIT. WHITE HATS , JAG, GET ON THIS CRIMINAL OPERATION , THERE IS NO TIME TO WASTE, EXECUTE AND KILL THE CRIMINAL ASSHOLES PROJECTING , CONSPIRING AND BEHIND THIS CRIMINAL OPERATION.

Combat Engineer 4 God

KILL THE FUCKING AGRI- CULT TURE VULTURE YOU DOT TWO – FACED BITCH WHORE AMERICA HARLIOT PATRIOT GOV SHIT!!!!!! RIGHT NOW YOU GIANT COWARD CUNT TREE!! GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THE WAY OF PROGRESS- BRING BACK REAL FOOD TO THE TAXPAYER AGAIN!

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Dave Kelly

THE WHITE HATS AND JAG HAVE KNOWN ABOUT THIS FOR A LONG TIME, BUT WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY, PROTECTING TRUMP’S PROPERTIES ? FUCK THAT! WHITE HATS , JAG , US SPECIAL FORCES AND US SPECIAL OPERATIONS UNITS SHOULD BE PROTECTING HUMANITIES FOOD SUPPLIES , FARMS, PROCESSING PLANTS AND THE WATER SUPPLIES , AQUIFERS , STORAGE AND FILTRATION PLANTS AND OPERATIONS, FUCK TRUMP’S GOLF COURSES AND RESORTS, THIS NATION, IT’S PEOPLE, CREATURES , LIFEFORMS AND ALL OF HUMANITY COME FIRST. JEWS AND JEW ( US CONGRESS ) CONSPIRATORS COME VERY LAST, FUCK THOSE SATANIST EVIL ASSHOLES.

CD22

There’s an old saying the sh*t’s gonna hit the fan soon! Trump is a distraction for the populace – while the Biden’s Regime destroy, Initiate war and death to Americans.

Cobb

#soon

Michael

Don’t YOU own a gun???

Michael

Shoot them on sight !!!!

CD22

Farmers just tell them to get the f’ off their property.

Cobb

Bad news guys, I’m hearing reports that the lack of new stories is because Michael Baxter is deceased. Colonel Kurtz was slightly annoyed at the way MB was portraying him as “too violent” in the stories so Kurtz tracked down MB in his Texas condo and gouged out his eyes with a screwdriver, stabbed his balls with an ice pick, and stuck a grenade in his mouth to explode his head and reduce his neck to a fountain of blood. When asked for comment on the brutal killing, Colonel Kurtz reportedly replied, “Hasta la vista, baby!”

Blackhat

That was some sacrifice… The god’s should be happy.

Robert Dukes

I m making over $14-k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life…………….𝗪𝘄𝘄.Payathome9.𝐂𝐨𝐦

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Talion

How about this, do you all want to speak Chinese that badly? Do you want to give up being white? Do you all want to surrender Europeans to death?

Just cause it’s the yr of the dragon. Doesn’t mean we have to speak Chinese.

If that happens, life is over.your choice. No more cultures or holidays.

Wildcat

What Drugs are you doing?
You are Crazy 😧

Dave Kelly

FUCK THE JEWS FUCK THE GOOKS BOTH EXTREMELY EVIL MARXIST COMMUNIST BOTH MUST BE VANQUISHED,…ENTIRELY, ERADICATED , EXTERMINATED , ELIMINATED FROM ALL UNIVERSAL EXISTENCE. NO MORE GOOKS NO MORE JOOKS!

Cobb

I’m sorry Tal but yes, you do have to give up being white. Please report to your nearest skin re-pigmentation facility at your earliest convenience.

Maggie

Right there with you, Talion.

Talion

I guess you all must love criminals like blackhats and Cobb and etc. nevermind I don’t want to join you all.

Since your willing to defend them.

No wonder there free to harass this site.

Do you all love perverts?

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Cobb

😘

MAGA100

yeaa, u fuckn PERVERTS…

Wildcat

👎👉hell No

Strike17

Trump’s TIKTOK takes off and makes history!!!

Wildcat

👍😀happy to see

Roger_DeSwans

Who wouldn’t want to follow a fat, 77 year old golfer who is completely out of touch and only talks about himself?

Strike17

House GOP refers Hunter and James Biden to DOJ for Criminal prosecution!!!

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Storygirldc

Any bets on how far that goes … 🤣

MAGA100

Sooooooooonx.. .

Wildcat

What’s taking Sooooooo
long?

Dave Kelly

THE USDOJ HAVE BEEN COVERING UP FOR BOTH OF THESE GOD DAMN CRIMINAL LOWLIFE DEGENERATES, THE US CONGRESS HAS BEEN DOING THE SAME, HOUSE GOP REFERS , LOL, YEAH RIGHT.

Robert Dukes

I m making over $14-k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life…………….𝗪𝘄𝘄.Payathome9.𝐂𝐨𝐦

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PoopyPantsPennsylvaniaAve

DONATE

DONATE

DANCE TO THE MUSIC

no donations _ no story, I’ve seen it here be ….

give send go

sejmon

…HAVE ANYONE SEEN ROBERT HUR ??????

Dave Kelly

REPORTEDLY IN THE ” GREASE PIT ” WITH ALL THE OTHER CONNECTED COCK-SUCKERS, BUTT PIRATES AND DICK SMOKERS.

MAGA100

omg so gross !

Wildcat

I heard …HUR was vacationing
@Gitmo resorts

Robert Dukes

I m making over $14-k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life…………….𝗪𝘄𝘄.Payathome9.𝐂𝐨𝐦

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CD22

To close to coincidence.

Nostradamus has predicted the exact date of the beginning of World War 3, ***June 18th 2024 has the strongest planetary trigger.

Take into consideration, the Russia leader,
Vladimir Putin. Will be arriving with four warships & submarine at Havana,Cuba between June 12th and ***17th.

Revelation 9:18.  a third of mankind was killed, by the fire and smoke and sulfur. And for their tails were like unto serpents, and had heads, (nuclear warheads look just like serpents with a head and a tail)

We have 3 signs – the ending numbers of Revelation 9 is number ***18. It is to close to coincidence.

Blackhat

1 Nostradamus wrote so vaguely that you can get anything you want from it.
2 only 4 total ships, including the sub. One battleship an oil ship and tug. Putin ain’t leaving Russia
3 John was a senile old man with heat stroke talking about “God’s wrath” on the Romans.

See what you want to see. And keep LARPING

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Talion

Oh shut up

Surf Nazare

sorry to burst your bubble but it has been reported for some time there are about 11 Russian subs in the Atlantic—-that doesn’t include what you may find in the Pacific—-this Cuba stuff is just to piss off Joey and friends—they could flatten the US any time they wanted—

Storygirldc

Yes, Cuba is mostly tit for tat—You want to get into my backyard? Okay, I’ll get into yours.

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Blackhat

Where are you getting your backwards ass information?

Roger_DeSwans

Those subs have been there since the 1960’s. We have them too

Dave Kelly

YES , LARP HARDER , NOT SMARTER.

MAGA100

LARPA TU MOMMA !!

sejmon

CD22-I do have a- THE COMLETE PROPHECIES OF NOSTRADAMUS- translated,edited and interpreted by- Henry Roberts…. can you tell me number of quatrain where he predict…. WW3 ?????

Dave Kelly

A FEW , GIVE OR TAKE A COUPLE , THERE ABOUT.

Cobb

Oh ok sure man

Dave Kelly

RELAX COBB, I ANSWERED FOR YOU.

Dave Kelly

YEAH SURE HE DID, LoL THEN AGAIN SO WHAT!

CD22

Nostradamus is a famous Seer….it’s a gift, he gives to help man understand its actions and the end results have consequences.

Premonitions, intuitions, dreams – Is God’s way of communicating with us.

Linda

Merrick Garland isn’t arrested by Jag or anyone else. Why does this site say that he is?.. That’s an outright lie.. So disappointed about this site.. No trust in the TRUTH on here…. 🥹

Wildcat

Go away troll👉 …😡

Roger_DeSwans

You meant to say “Go away honest person. Reality makes our heads hurt.”

sejmon

Linda…why you come back….??????

Dave Kelly

BECAUSE IT IS HER GOD GIVEN RIGHT, SO BACK -OFF , BUSTER.

MAGA100

fucky u fucky u !!

Cobb

Because this is how Michael Baxter pays the bills. He writes fake execution porn stories so execution-obsessed weirdos send him free donation money.

Dave Kelly

SEEMS TO BE WORKING OUT PRETTY GOOD, YOU SHOULD START UP A SITE, COBB. REAL RAW COBB OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT. SEE HOW MANY SUBS, YOU CAN DRAW. GIVE IT A RUB, COBB

Storygirldc

If you’re going to throw out garbage, please do it elsewhere.

MAGA100

stfu jew-luving pinhead xtian skank

Dave Kelly

RRN SAID THAT GARLAND WAS EXECUTED BY ORDER OF ADMIRAL CRANDALL, AFTER MEAN MOUSE GARLAND SHANKED A MARINE GUARD AT GITMO. RIGHT ABOUT THE TIME GARLAND WAS EXECUTED , IT WAS REPORTED THAT GARLAND GAVE A SPEECH TO HIS HOME TOWN CROWD IN CHICAGO, GARLAND WAS TELLING FOLKS NOT TO WORRY, NOTHING IS GOING TO CHANGE, REPORTEDLY.

Dave Kelly

SO WHERE WAS THE GARLAND DOPPELGANGER ? IN CHICAGO, IN GITMO. OR SOMEWHERE ELSE, ENTIRELY?

MAGA100

ask yer mom…

NOT YERSELF

Robert Dukes

I m making over $14-k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life…………….𝗪𝘄𝘄.Payathome9.𝐂𝐨𝐦

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Tucker

I’ve been seeing military aircraft over my property going north and south. I live about thirty miles south of Lansing, Michigan where the criminal Capital is. I hope some arrests are being made with trips to Gitmo.

Cobb

#soon

Talion

You getting nervous

Cobb

I’m not, Tal.

Wildcat

You need to be Hiding
Under your favorite ROCK !

Wildcat

😂 hahahaha

Cobb

I’ve been living my life out in the open, the same as ever, for the past three years that I’ve been posting on this larp blog for dummies.

MAGA100

Cobb full well knows…

his time is up…

Cobb

It’s not, dipshit

Wildcat

He should be!👉😀

Linda

You can hope all you want. If there are arrests, it surely isn’t the true corrupted ones.. 💯

Wildcat

I hope. jag arrests you next
TROLL

Storygirldc

What a lovely thought! 🇺🇸❤️🗽

MAGA100

I HOPE jag executes u next troLL

Wildcat

Why. ? What did I Do ?
I’m Not a Troll

Talion

You must be guilty.

Wildcat

She IS 🫠guilty

Talion

Your being protected. They must be active.

Cobb

I wonder if Tal’s computer is like rigged to a bomb that will explode if he ever spells “you’re” right, even once.

Blackhat

BURN ❤️‍🔥

Storygirldc

Just curious … how are the polls looking for our POTUS there, if you’re seeing any. Thanks.

Dave Kelly

THEY ARE PROBABLY DROPPING CHAFF , EXPERIMENTING ON YOU GUINEA PIGS.

USUAL SUSPECT

Jackson huh! Is Laud and Jackson still in business?

Wildcat

I have the same happening
Where I live
PNW
Usual@ 12.:00 AM

Sue

Ill be interested what they do with the Oregon AG they have arrested. Also, our former Governor, Kate Brown, has been very silent since she left office. She totally deserves to be at Gitmo after what she did to our beautiful state and its people.

Dave Kelly

HOWS YOUR SENATOR RON WYDEN WORKING OUT SINCE US SPECIAL FORCES EXECUTED HIM AS HE WAS GOING TO PERFORM A RITUAL MURDER SACRIFICE , ATTEMPTING TO STICK SOME LITTLE VICTIM WITH A SATAN’S DAGGER. A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO?

Joanna

Ditto for California’s governor. Hoping and praying they publicly arrest Gruesome Newsom and soon. I am of the opinion they already did and a clone is governing CA today. They did his auntie Nancy, in already. She’s dead.

Dave

Sure they did? Just like they supposedly hung Merrick Garland a couple of weeks ago. Michael, how do you explain how he went before Congress and gives speeches in Washington. If the White Hats are so powerful how do you explain His Fraudulency flying all over in Air Force operated planes and landing at Air Force bases? That would be a perfect place to arrest him, if White Hats were real. Which of course they are not. Just like the imaginary 5.000 White Hats troops in NY for Trump’s trial. Guess you will delete this post since you all don’t like these hard questions from skeptics?

Wildcat

Clones. ..
👉👎🤔

Linda

Bs… 🤣 Stop saying they’re clones… Geesh.. look into the science about cloning. You CAN NOT clone an adult.. geesh

Wildcat

Yes you CAN ..
Troll

Surf Nazare

give us the science about cloning—I want to know—no matter what takes place on this site the answer is always the same—-it is a clone—

Dave Kelly

BE CAREFUL LINDA OR THEY’LL CLONE YA!

Joanna

Of course they can clone adults. Hillary has them, Joe B. has them and even Trump has them. How do you think the dems took over the US government 4 years ago? Clones in maturation cells. Clones have flat feet and no genitals, among many other very easy identifying traits.

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Roger_DeSwans

Human clones would be born as babies, not full size adults. And it’s a moot point because there are no cloned humans

Joanna

They are “developed” as full size adults in maturation cells. They are never “born” as human babies!!!

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Roger_DeSwans

Really? And where did you find out about this biology-defying system? Let me guess – you read it on the Internet. Written by someone you don’t know.

Tucker

Body doubles and clones.

Cobb

Body doubles, actors and clones, oh my!

Wildcat

And flying Monkeys. Too !
🤔

Dave Kelly

DOPPELGANGERS TOO

Linda

Bs..

Wildcat

You are .

👉👎 .. 😎

MAGA100

yer mom is…

Wildcat

Yes …exactly 👍😀

Ultrafart the Brave

… not to mention the total & utter absence of a single solitary item of corroborating evidence from anywhere on Earth.

Not a single photograph, or audio recording, or mobile phone video, or any other tangible support from anyone, neither from here nor anywhere else in the Galaxy.

Not one. Nothing. Zilch. Nada. Zero.

For context, we at least have grainy photos and blurred film footage of the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot. So one might be forgiven for thinking that being a White Hats True Believer is a mighty big leap of faith.

Dave Kelly

CORRECT.IT IS ALL HEARSAY, JUST HEARSAY

Linda

💯 he’s not arrested or hung. You can’t clone an adult ugly person like Garland. This site is bs.. Garland has been on live hearings this week.. its the same person.. 💯

Cobb

He’s not arrested but he is hung, if you know what I mean 😏

Joanna

Garland is very dead, however his clones are very much “alive”. Now we are waiting for Mayorkas and Blinken to be next.

Dave Kelly

GARLAND AND OTHER EXECUTED ASSHOLES ARE ALLOWED SPECIAL PRIVILEGES , THEY JUST HAVE TO BE BACK AT THE CRYPT BEFORE MIDNIGHT, OTHER WISE ADM. CRANDALL GETS ALL NILLY WILLY

Maggie

When it is on the fake boob tube they use Artificial Intelligence and Computer Graphic Imaging, it is very realistic.

Roger_DeSwans

No, it’s reality, a concept you are unfamiliar with.

Roger_DeSwans

Because he’s not really dead and these stories are lies?

Joanna

Body doubles and CGI/AI, that is how they do it. It is not rocket science.

Robert Dukes

I m making over $14-k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life…………….𝗪𝘄𝘄.Payathome9.𝐂𝐨𝐦

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Ultrafart the Brave

Well Guys, let’s introduce some INTELLECT into the discussion forum, shall we?

Like, how do you HANG someone who has NO NECK?

Are we looking at a NEW SPECIES – Homo Gastropodus?

A bit like trying to hang a big fat slug. Wouldn’t the noose just SLIP OFF?

Or maybe it would catch on her nose (unless that’s retractable).

Maybe better to use one of those you-beaut FEMA Guillotines next time (although we STILL have the same problem – how do you decapitate someone who has NO NECK?).

And while on the subject, same issue applies to Cookies Nuland and her awful fat partner who apparently emigrated from Nal Hutta. Definitely somewhere on the Gastropod family tree.

MAGA100

cuz YER SO INTELLECTUAL…

Tucker

lol

Dave Kelly

IT’S A MYSTERY ULTRAFART, ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE WONDERS OF THE UNIVERSE.

Jan

Any word on Mr. Baxter??? Is he ok?

John .S

Believe MB caught a late flight out of Albany yesterday catching Belmont Stakes at Saratoga.

Dave Kelly

ASK COBB, HE KNOWS

Cobb

No Jan he’s not ok, he died.

Talion

Shut up

Cobb

No

Wildcat

You Loser …👎 ..😡

Cobb

It’s ok Wildcat, you can let those emotions out. We’re all reeling from the loss of MB. 😔

PoopyPantsPennsylvaniaAve

He needs a vacation darling

Robert Dukes

I m making over $14-k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life…………….𝗪𝘄𝘄.Payathome9.𝐂𝐨𝐦

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Combat Engineer 4 God

GOOD MORNING HARLOT-NAM!!

ITS ANOTHER DAY TO EAT SHIT AND BARK AT THE MOON IN A ELECTION YEAR FILLED WITH SUCH HIGH ESTEEM! IT’S OK HARLOT USA, YOU ARE GOOD AT MAKING PEEPS MAD AS MAD DOGS- “I CANNOT FATHOM HOW UPSET GOD THE FATHER MIGHT BE AT THIS POINT- BUT YOU ARE A CHRONICLED UN-GODLY PILE OF SHIT DESTINED FOR FIRE BEYOND YOUR STUPID UNGODLY COMP!!!!
VERY VERY SOON- YOUR JUST REWARD AWAITS YOUR SORRY SORRY ASS U.S.S.(GAY)FUCKED! BAXTER, TELL THE HIGHER UPS GOD IS IN CHARGE – YOU NEVER KNOW IT JUST MIGHT WORK, BUT MOSES HAD TO RETURN BACK UP THE MOUNTAIN FOR ANOTHER SET OF THE 10 COMMANDMENTS SO I DO NOT SEE WHY A HARLOT BITCH SHOULD GET ANY KIND OF A SECOND CHANCE WHAT SO EVER! GOD HAS CONDEMNED YOU IN CHAPTER 18 OF REVELATION FOR A REASON- DEVIL WORSHIPPING FOOL! DESTROYED- VERY VERY SOON- FACT, BE HEAVILY STRONGLY ADVISED!!!

Roger_DeSwans

On behalf of everyone here, calm the fuck down and shut up.

Maryn

Better yet, ban the nutcase from the website.

Talion

No.

Combat Engineer 4 God

On behalf of Millions of Believer’s of God – “EAT SHIT AND BARK AT THE BROKEN ARROW MOON, DUMBASSES!!!

Blackhat

Yawn

Talion

You 3 ain’t in charge

Blackhat

Slap yourself 👊

MAGA100

SHUT THE FUCK UP XTIAN TARDO

Linda

Your delusional..

Talion

Your five are so guilty. I can see it

Robert Dukes

I m making over $14-k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life…………….𝗪𝘄𝘄.Payathome9.𝐂𝐨𝐦

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PoopyPantsPennsylvaniaAve

TEST EXAMINATION:

GRADED ON A CURVE

“WHO WAS THE FIRST PERSON ( screen name ) here to identify that the Covid 19 mNRA vaccine was a bio weapon” ( potentially May – June 2020?

Who who 🦉🦉

Talion

Stop thinking we’re stupid you ain’t superior or anything but a selfish brat who thinks he can kill whoever he wants.

You never be yoda get over it you freak

Stop mocking the victims. The more you mock. The more karma you get you asshole

PoopyPantsPennsylvaniaAve

KNOCK KNOCK

WHO’S THERE?

I AM

I AM WHO?

I AM WHO YOU LOOK UP TOO

you’re so sweet like chocolate cake
I can’t believe you let me do that to you

Love Dump

Talion

You think this a joke???
Your pathetic

MAGA100

bad bad bad bad.. .

Talion

You ain’t a god.

PoopyPantsPennsylvaniaAve

CORRECTION: MAY • June 2021

Wildcat

OWD …🤔

PoopyPantsPennsylvaniaAve

No

Bob

Why all the fighting, folks? If these stories are true, then we should all rejoice. If not true, then RRN will answer to God for its lies.

Kay Mitchell

So much pent-up anger and frustration over the last 3 and a 1/2 yrs of the “OBiden” regime!

We just need to blow-off steam somewhere, at someone. 😡😠🤬😤

MAGA100

RNN DOESNT ANSWER TO YER fakegods…

fucky u

Bob

GM, sir! It is good to see you on this new day. It is my hope that this message finds the whole of your home well.

God bless you –

Storygirldc

Thank you, sir. You’re a Light Keeper.

Linda

Definitely not true stories..

Bob

Only time will tell.

Wildcat

They are TOO !🫠
Troll elsewhere
You are NOT worthy
You have NO Faith

MAGA100

yer faith can:

S.U.C.K MY D.I.C.K !!!

MAGA100

RRN WONT ANSWER TO SHIT

praying is 4 suckers

Bob

Have a good day, sir.

Robert Dukes

I m making over $14-k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life…………….𝗪𝘄𝘄.Payathome9.𝐂𝐨𝐦

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Sue

Trump rally, Vegas, Sun 6/9, 3 pm est

Roger_DeSwans

Wonder what he’ll talk about. Maybe himself?

Talion

Fuck you

Kay Mitchell

He’s campaigning for the presidency you idiot.

Roger_DeSwans

Obviously sarcasm eludes you.

Storygirldc

🤣🤣🤣

MAGA100

fucky u

fucky u

Wildcat

Nothing wrong with that…

Linda

And? 🤔

Cobb

6/9 😏

John H

While they’re at it, why not hang Shenna Bellows’ mom & dad too. And her secretary.
This is not a capital offense.
It’s wrong, very wrong what she did, but not a freakin death penalty case.
Is this the “satire” that Mike refers to in his disclaimer:

Information on this website is for informational and educational and entertainment purposes. This website contains humor, parody, and satire.”

And it sure looked and sounded like the real Fauci on Capitol Hill this past week.

Blackhat

Lol, welcome to the shit show! Yes, this is a satire site but way to many commenters here take it as real. Nothing here fits reality or matched the delusional conspiracy info of other websites. Stick around and have fun.

spike

The only differences between this site and the msm is that those anti-maga networks don’t have to submit a disclaimer for their 24/7 lies. More people read and believe this site than the constant propaganda from cable. That is why you are here. Amirite?

Blackhat

No, the statement that this was a satire site is a disclaimer. Not sure where your logic comes from. The good thing about mainstream media is that they will go after each other for false info. A basic Google search shows RRN to be false. What is your bases for determining this info is legit?

If you go to any random person on the street, they’ll say they never heard of this place or believe it’s real. You’re in an echo chamber of conspiracy nuts that can’t function in the real world. Sorry

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Talion

You sure are guilty

Dave Kelly

“go after each other ” THEY ARE ALL READING FROM THE SAME SCRIPT,……..MOST OF THE TIME ANYWAY

Blackhat

The ones in the same ownership yes. The video shows all the local news rooms owned by the same company.

Dave Kelly

HOW COULD ANY ONE BE ANTI -MAGA,…..MAKE ASSHOLES GO AWAY, WHAT’S NOT TO LIKE ABOUT THAT? MAKE ASSHOLES GO AWAY , MAGA

truth is stubborn

I lean your way, particularly with respect to capital sentence and/or negotiating a deal, but I at least get the idea of conspiracy with the larger subversion of the United States government, as well as its elections. She did in fact know what she was doing was illegal. She said, “I’ll ensure no one can vote for him in the primary and general elections…. If he did or didn’t incite insurrection, he’s a horrible person. You can tell Joe I’ll do my part.”

She subsequently tried to backpedal and claim it was still based on legal grounds, but you can argue that was a fig leaf of cover after self-indictment.

Not every collaboration with the DS is treason, but she confessed she didn’t care for his actual guilt or innocence, but would subvert his electoral rights because she disliked him. In a public official, this is pretty inexcusable.

“Orange man bad” and “mean tweets” is not a defense for betrayal of our laws to aid the enemies within. Of whose evil today we still probably know only a fraction.

The difficult part of this site is not that it says it is humor, parody, and satire, but that it contains them. And we can’t not know, yet at least, the extent to which that’s legal protection or not. It also doesn’t help that Blackhat and other commenters like him persistently and deliberately fudge or disregard that is-vs.-contains distinction.

MB doesn’t address this much, as well as first-person objections to the doubles issue. I don’t deny that’s potentially problematic, but I think the case is solid that pseudo-Joe is in fact an actor in a mask, and I still differ at least currently with those who argue MB doesn’t believe the content and perspective he voices here, or that they’re not plausible. But like it or not, we are forced irrespective to wait on time and events for greater clarity and certitude on the subject.

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Dave Kelly

STUBBY, HOW ABOUT SEDITION? IT IS THE LESSER OF TREASON.

whateverfloatsyourboat

Treason is a capitol offense. Shenna’s mom & dad were not holding public office where there is an oath to uphold the Constitution, not to treat it as toilet paper to suit your personal preferences. She was seeking to gain personal power, advantages and money by cheating the American People as well as the people of Maine because when you disenfranchise ANY voting block you affect the election outcome which is what she was abusing her oath and her office as Secretary of State, to do.
You sound like the typical uneducated product of public schools and MSM brainwashing when you fail to understand how serious an offense, Treason Is, just as Shenna Bella tragically failed to do. Her allegiance was to a network of traitors who also gain their office as a result of the money of Soros, a man who has openly declared that it is his goal to destroy America and not only was she doing her part. She also declared her intentions to those ostensibly “higher” on the “food chain” to be sure that her loyalty to them would produce greater “rewards”, having established her dedication.
When you dismiss the Constitution, you are also dismissing the sacrifice of every soldier who has put their lives on the line to defend a document that represents the very meaning of America… the first country in modern history that confirmed the rights of ALL citizens ABOVE the “rights” of the “State”, to live without unreasonable interference in your pursuit of life, liberty and happiness.
She was ACTIVELY working to strengthen the enemies of these very principles whether she (or you) understood her offense, or not.

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denise

well said-thank you

Maryn

Great commentary — THANK YOU. WEFYB! ❤️🌹

MAGA100

EXCELLENT POINT WELL TAKEN

Dave Kelly

‘ to live without unreasonable interference in your pursuit of life , liberty and happiness ” THIS IN NO WAY COMPORTS WITH CURRENT REALITY WHILE LIVING IN THE UNITED STATE TODAY , NOT EVEN CLOSE TO CURRENT REALITY.

whateverfloatsyourboat

Thanks, you make my point for me. When relatively low-level agents like Shenna Bellows are working for the deep state it becomes evident that the “law of the land” is not operating as intended. Of course our “day to day” experience has been testimony for far longer.

Wildcat

Clones ,.👉👎😡
🤔 Simply said
And
Answered

MAGA100

I WANNA HANG HER AGAIN !!

LETS DO THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tucker

Anybody with a New York accent can wear a mask.

MoPatriot

Treason is punishable by hanging.

Linda

💯

Logans Run

How do you know it was the real Fauci – Were you there with him? Did you check him for identifying birth marks? How about a blood or other test for DNA, using the one taken at birth for comparison? Perhaps you simply know that the media would never lie to the public! They would never show anything like a person in a mask, or tampered ‘live’ video.
Yes, it seems very silly I would even mention things like that.

It’s up for the person to decide if they believe what they are seeing or hearing.
A good line from a fairly popular movie – “What is, real? How do you define, real? If you’re talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then ‘real’ is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.”

Dave Kelly

MAYBE HE GAVE FAUCI A REACH -AROUND, YEAH THAT’S FAUCI, NADS , SHRIVELED UP NADS, BUT HE HAD NADS , SO NO CLONE HERE , SGT AT ARMS.

Logans Run

I have no idea what you are talking about there, sporto.
Make Asylums Great Again

Dave Kelly

TREASON, NOT LIKELY, THAT IS A STRETCH. A VERY LONG STRETCH.

PoopyPantsPennsylvaniaAve

I saw a real live KAREN on my walk today. She approached a man with an amplifier and asked him to turn it down in a ( public park lake ). She claimed it was disturbing her party or a party she was attending a short distance away.

I couldn’t help myself i had to yell out 400 600 feet away from the walkway “HEY KAREN MOVE YOUR PARTY.”

They’re real. They do exist. The question is: were they spanked for being disrespectful to others? Or did they just become horrible all on their own?

Talion

Your a disgrace

Tralalala

“You’re”
🥴

Talion

Faggot

MAGA100

stop it JUST STOP IT

truth is stubborn

Let it go.

Talion

So he gets to kill and mock whenever he wants. We’re suppose to just accept it? You want bullies like him ruining more people lives?

Then fuck you.

Blackhat

Yes

Roger_DeSwans

Fuck me? Noooo. Fuck YOU (Cheech and Chong, “Up in Smoke”)

MAGA100

fuck u fucky u

Blackhat