JAG Hangs Stephen Colbert

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On July 29, 2024, Stephen Colbert asked Rear Admiral David T. Wilson why JAG was about to hang him without first convicting him at a military tribunal, as he lay in the fetal position atop a steel slab with a noose ominously looming above his head.

A minute earlier, he had been standing upright, cussing the admiral and spitting on the hangman and a Navy chaplain who peered fixedly into Colbert’s eyes, as though he spied unadulterated evil lurking behind them, an intangible malice reminiscent of the wickedness another chaplain had seen in Gavin Newsom moments before his death.

If an entity or different personality had inhabited Colbert’s body and mind, it bonded and clung to him at the start of his tribunal and did not enfranchise him until the last moments.

JAG staff, however, believed that Colbert was sane, irrational, and unglued, but also unperturbed by inhabiting spirits or multiple personalities.

In his final days, Colbert refused sustenance, drank little water, clawed at walls with his fingernails, and hissed at everyone who approached his cell, telling guards, “Stephen’s not coming back.”

Admiral Wilson barely noticed Colbert’s “theatrical histrionics,” a GITMO source told Real Raw News.

As the Deep State’s theatrics have risen, so too has JAG’s resolve to abjure the appearance of sorcery and lunacy.

When Colbert requested fresh King Crab be flown in from Anchorage as the main course of his final meal—he said the Camp Blaz menu was unpalatable—Admiral Wilson told him to die hungry, for he hadn’t eaten in 72 hours anyway.

“Fuck it, Stephen really doesn’t shellfish,” he replied.

On the morning of his execution, it took three guards to restrain and handcuff him for his short ride to the gallows, where the admiral and two Marine Corps officers had convened to direct the execution. The only other attendees were the hangman, Colbert’s guards, a physician, and a lanky Navy chaplain, on whom Colbert spat a wad of phlegm.

“Stephen doesn’t need your services,” Colbert told him.

He was led to the platform at gunpoint.

“Precedence dictates we allow you a final statement,” Adm. Wilson said.

Colbert sneered. “So, you’re going to kill Stephen, huh? I told you five times he ain’t here—”

The hangman began lowering the noose.

“—But you know what? I don’t think he wants to miss this. I don’t think he wants to miss the show,” Colbert said.

Colbert’s body suddenly stiffened and froze in place. He stood as if paralyzed for a moment, then collapsed and curled into a ball. His eyes opened wide with fear, and he murmured, “What… what’s going on? Where am I?”

The gravity of his predicament must have hit him like a sudden cramp. “I’m getting hanged? What about my day in court? This isn’t fair.”

“Enough of this horse shit,” Adm. Wilson shouted. “Get him to his feet and the rope around his neck.”

“You don’t have to do this,” Stephen screamed as the hangman yanked his body erect.

“Mr. Colbert, it’s a good thing you were a talk show host and not a method actor, because you’re terrible at it,” Adm. Wilson said.

The hangman covered Colbert’s head with a black sack and placed the noose around his neck.

The door under Colbert’s feet swung open, and he fell, yo-yo-ing a bit before the hangman lowered his corpse to the ground.

The physician found no pulse and pronounced him dead.

Colbert’s lifeless form was zipped into a plastic bag and driven off, to be placed on ice.



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Roger

Good……..never could stand that filthy prick

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SusieG628

This made my day. I hate this sumbitch

Joanna

The US Military, the finest on planet Earth, takes no guff from anyone. They send these criminal nut jobs off to the hellish planets with a very undignified, unceremonious departure and they poke fun of them right up until their very last breath. You’ve got to love our brave US Admirals and Generals. They are the ones who are REALLY running this show along with President Trump, assisting them.

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I just read where the Jimmy Fallon show is playing reruns because of the decline of viewers and budget. Has the White Hats arrested Jimmy Fallon yet? Inquiring minds want to know?

Beth

Another one of lucifer’s delusional minions eradicated from earth. We are one less pedopsychoto be afraid of for our children’s safety.

Jane C

Do you remember that vaccine song he did?

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geo

He probably was possessed by some kind of ancient evil. I believe such things are possible for those who knowingly allow it.
I’m glad he’s dead. It takes a real psychopath to commit crimes against humanity.

Bob James

My sympathies are beginning to align with the red hats.

GLORY

The Red hats are part of the swamp, so you must not be a patriot.

George Greenfield

I hope he soiled himself on his way out !

ReJe

Ya sicko!

Brigid Bardont

Hey, Mike! Tell your military contacts that his clone or double was last seen at the US Open tennis tournament the other night. I saw that ugly cocksucker in the audience when watching a match on TV. Shoot him in his “Ken crotch”.

S J

Ken-doll skin flap

Brigid Bardont

Beautiful.

Rebecca tracy

I do believe people can become so wicked that demons inhabit them. Now, I’m inclined to think the Admiral may have been talking to one at the trial snd his death. Praying for protection in the midst of these wicked people and their demons. God, please protect those fighting for America and all of us who trying to do good 🙏❤️🇺🇸

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Diane

Weird

John

Good riddance POS!

Last edited 2 months ago by John
Jona

the world is a much better place with this POS gone. Thank you Marines.

allen

He’s a GooOOD SLAVERY/CHILD-MOLESTERCRAT now…

GOOD and DEAD.

Syrin

This had BETTER be made public

Dwayne

2Co 4:3 But if our gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost: 
2Co 4:4 In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them. 

Dwayne

look at 3 examples of >>>”Territorial Demons Confront Street Preachers”

Dwayne

>Territorial Demons Confront Street Preachers & This Happens!

Heather Duncan

I want to watch hangings; I know I will never be hanged as I don’t do bad things. I can’t imagine the terror one has. So exciting !!!!!

sismj

What?? The Word says NO MAN (or woman) is good. None is good but the Father in Heaven! You don’t do bad things? You just did by saying, “I want to watch hangings and this is “So exciting”!! Those who’s feet run to evil…

ReJe

You’re right. His depraved fascination with gory death is very sick and sinful.

Barbara

🇺🇸 💪🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💪🏻🇺🇸♥️

Afshin Nejat

Too bad you don’t know how to be cruel about it.

Barbara

He raped children. He’s lucky the American people didn’t get a hold of him. He’d been ripped apart.

Bee Bennett

Im so thankful for all the military is doing to protect us from the Deep State! A great job! May God protect them

Dan

Q-Tards are like Harry Potter gimps that never grew up. PULL your heads out, dumbssses

Mark David

I just pulled the head out. Did you like it?

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Barbara

What the hell does that even mean???😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Heather Duncan

Camp blaz really exist, My sister and brother in law moved there. They just finished a 200 cell building to hold media personel before executions

Rebecca tracy

Sounds good to me 🙏❤️🇺🇸

Truth Seeker

When democrat politician, Carlos Danger, a.k.a., Anthony Weiner was busted for sexting a fifteen year old girl the NYPD confiscated his and his wife, Huma Abedin’s, (Hillary Clinton’s closest confidant) electronic communication devises.

It was when the NYPD’s digital forensic team began to investigate Weiner’s and Abedin’s shared laptop that they discovered a file labeled, “insurance”. The NYPD said that when they opened the file they found additional files that contained so much incriminating evidence that it would bring down the whole of the U.S. and several European governments, including the Vatican.

In this “insurance file” they also found copies of all of Hillary Clinton’s deleted e-mails. The file contained over 650k e-mails. Apparently Huma followed Hillary’s lead by amassing a database of incriminating evidence to be used as protection when needed.

The NYPD digital forensic team also discovered a file that contained tens of thousands of horrific and deeply disturbing photos and videos of children being tortured, raped and murdered during satanic rituals. Within these horrific photos and videos are those that show Hillary and Huma Abedin torturing and disfiguring a fourteen year old girl.

The New York Post story said that what the investigators found was so horrific that twenty and thirty year long investigators broke down and wept uncontrollably. Most needed counseling. It turned out that nine of the members of the digital forensic team died within a couple of months of each other.

When the NYPD finished their investigation and were about to hand over what they discovered to the FBI, they told the FBI that if they didn’t released what they found to the public that they will.

Roadrunner

What ever came of that investigation?

EdBob

‘On ice.’

They’re saving them for the public to view for posterity and proof.

D.L

“For it is appointed unto man once to die and after this, judgement.”
Hebrews 9:27

bunny

Absolutely horrific what these bastard monsters have done and continue to do to children – torture, sodomize, rape – how long do these rituals go on!? then they wear those diabolical red shoes made from the skin of their victims! HORRIFIC!
There are others still smug and spewing lies in their tv timeslots!
WHY IS NONE OF THIS MADE PUBLIC?!
UNTIL THIS IS MADE PUBLIC WE ARE NOT WINNING!?

Atlanta

Not just red shoes.

eg, one of our news outlets in uk (GB News) has a lady called Dewbs, appearing at 6pm, the main slot of the day. She wears bright-red lipstick, rather like that Ronald McDonald thing, signifying blood around the lips. And her thick black-rimmed glasses signify the black (panda) eyes that are caused to a sodomised child (it causes two black eyes).

She often wears a bright red dress (blood), and sometimes a dress that looks like blood has splashed all over it from a head wound — very satanic-looking.

You might think, oh, just a coinicdence. Oh, yes, like the ‘M’ that she creates with her fingers in some photos, when she stands with a hand on her hips. Seen her doing this several times.

Morgan

On the news? How disgusting

Jeff

For us normal 9-5 people, this entire movie is torcher! Look at all the news people faces when they report the stupendous stupidity of covering for each other and our corrupt government officials. School teachers, coaches, doctors, church leaders, law enforcement, (NOT ALL OF THEM) can be such ugly human beings. Then, they lie about it????? sc, YOU MADE YOUR FAMILY PROUD

1904 SD

???

Ella

“Mr. Colbert, it’s a good thing you were a talk show host and not a method actor, because you’re terrible at it,” Adm. Wilson said.

Oh absolutely Admiral. That gave me the best laugh of the last four days. Gold.

Atlanta

Wiki: ‘Colbert originally studied to be a dramatic actor, but became interested in improvisational theatre while attending Northwestern University,
‘During his adolescence, he developed an intense interest in fantasy role-playing games, especially Dungeons & Dragons a pastime which he later characterized as an early experience in acting and improvisation.’

Actors always play other characters,
especially when there’s a crowd.

Sarah

Before the deep staters got hanged, we offered them a chance to repent for their sins. They persistently refused. I was asked to love my enemies. Before God loves us, he demands us to confess our SINS. All these demons must go back to their hell. The world will become a better place.

Joan

Good. Thank you, White Hats!!
What about stolen children he kept in New Zealand?
Are they found? Are they alive?

Ella

Wow. That rings a faint bell I think, but at first it seemed new info.Creepy POS he was.

Truth Seeker

A few years ago I read a report that stated many of the political, corporate and Hollywood elitists were buying up land in New Zealand and in the Australian outback. Apparently these evil people were planning and preparing for when the 💩 hit the fan.

This past year, Mark Zuckerberg had a $300+ million dollar underground bunker built on his Hawaiian estate. It was fitted with water, air filtration and a power generator.

Oprah, Zuckerberg and several other well known Hollywood celebrities, along with corporate elites such as, Virgin Airlines owner, Richard Branson own Hawaiian estates. Branson also owns an island near Jeffrey Epstein’s Little St. James island.

jimbo

FLOATING AROUND THE ‘NET ARE PICS AND VIDS SHOWING ALLEGEDLY COBERT TAUTING A CHILD PAINTED TO MATCH A STAINED GLASS PATTERN, AND STEVE ALSO HAS HIS FACE PAINTED.

THERE’S ONLY ONE REASON WHY THIS COULD HAVE POSSIBLY HAVE HAPPENED: SATANIC RITUAL ABUSE OF A CHILD.

AS TRUMP SAYS, THESE PEOPLE ARE SICK.

COLBERT SEEMS TO BE DEMON-POSSESSED.

Joan

I have seen this footage. The painted boy is singing and Colbert is near. I hope this boy is alive and found.

allen

The boy’s dead.

Bristol Birdie

The person who is with him is VALERIE JARRET! OBAMA’S RIGHT HAND AND PARTNER IN CRIME. HER DAUGHTER WORKS FOR NBC AS A LEGAL ANALYST. HE NAME IS LAURA JARRET. THE LITERALLY SHOVE THESE TREASONOUS MONSTERS IN OUR FACES. LUCKILY I DON’T WATCH MAINSTREAM MEDIA ANYMORE AND HAVEN’T FOR A WHILE NOW ALTHOUGH I MUST ADMIT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I TIRN IT ON JUST TO SEE WHAT THE ENEMY IS LYING ABOUT TO THE AMERICAN SHEEPLE ON THAT DAY. ENJOY THE SHOW PATRIOTS🫵 🙏🏼🇺🇸⚖️⚖️⚖️ 🔔🐸🍿

Debra Rudolph

👍🇺🇲

Julio Laguna

Yesssssss!!! Finally got rid of the bastard!

Proudly Unaffiliated

Demonically possessed I presume. Good but unpleasant work. NEXT.

DOC1982

Wow! The more ridiculous this fiction is, the more you believe it. Repeat after me, “Q was and is nothing more than a psyop.”

USMCRD⁰⁶

We shall find out real soon now- especially that DJT is back on twitter

1904 SD

i ADMIT THAT EACH AND EVERY DAYTHIS ENTIRE THING BECOMES MOREAND MORE COMPLICATED TO UNDERSTAND! sorry caps- I also am having great difficulty keeping up with all of this, and admittedly I have been here since the beginning, knowing that our great country was in Big Trouble! These Restored Republic Judy Buyington reports are just so confusing always stating tomorrow or next week for the Nesara/Gesara, full disclosure etc. I am losing faith, trust, hope that this will ever end well. To many delays, egos, divisionss, clones, masked unalone rangers to be able to effectively comprehend much if any of all of this complexities abound, yet it is here where I come to find hope and solace. Despite the unawakened, intentional trolls who now have not so gently creeped into this and many others sites. Unfortunately we must disregard & deal with these demonic infiltrations. We haveno choice. They seem to flourish in these places where true patriots congregate. This is also true of the many churches here in our country today, world, the Vatican, etc. our friendly neighborhood churches have been infiltrated by these same hijackers trust me its true. I am going to ask you guys a favor, you already know I am not a Christian due to my questioning many things in so far as us being given the complete version of the bible and also much of it appearing to be similar to the ancient Sumerian /Annunakki texts, kuni form tablets, historical accounts of where we humans originate from, etc.
Anyway if we are to believe in demons this recent occurance has me concerned, I scratched my eye the other day and shortly afterwards there appeared a strange spiderlike being? thing, icould see out of the corner of my eye, it moved around to the front and then back to by my ear but lastnight I became violently ill, tossingand purging from both ends I was a total mess, it has finallysubsided and todayI can see so has this spider like thing, it is significantly smaller than it was. It occurred to me that perhaps this thing is/was some sort of demonic entity? perhaps I am a person with an over active imagination? but what if it was? If so I wonder if your prayers would work in removing this thing whatever it is? Am I a total nut and I’m sorry I went off topic forgive me will you. Ang

Dave Strickland

In trying to provide a reaction to your post which is useful at least to some degree, I would like to give you the thought that you can be a Christian and continue to question the biblical documents. I have done that for most of my life and discovered defects in those documents. The good thing is that their imperfections do not obscure the basic message, which is that Jesus Christ died for our sins individually, a vicarious act of the Son of God which none of us can do for ourselves. Accept this and salvation is applied to you. I’m not saying these things casually: I have authored my knowledge into a 681-page work “The Gospel Recovered”, accessible on the internet. It lays bare the defects, especially in an appendix listing and analysing 45 contradictions and anomalies in the 4 traditional Gospels alone. I have come away from this deep acquaintance with the original documents and found my faith in God completely intact. A wise person with take an individual proposition and seek to prove it; an antagonist will do the same but seek to disprove it. Don’t use the problems of the biblical and associated material as an excuse not to believe in Jesus Christ. He has given the world sufficient proof of Who He is. As for thew spider entity in your eye, if it is a demonic manifestation (possibly), you can obtain through Christ the authority to cast it out from you.

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RetiredIT

WAKE UP AND GET A LIFE DOC1982! SINCE YOU USE 1982 IN YOUR SCREEN NAME IT SEEMS PROBABLE THAT YOU ARE FROM NAIVE, GULLIBLE, MISINFORMED GEN Y.

“Evil will triumph if good men do nothing.”
Edmund Burke (1729-1787)

“All truth passes through three stages:
First, it is ridiculed;
Second, it is violently opposed;
Third, it is accepted as self-evident.”
Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)

“Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”
Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

“How fortunate for leaders, that the masses do not think”
Adolph Hitler (1889-1945)

“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it.”
Paul Joseph Goebbels, Reichsminister of Propaganda for Nazi Germany (1897-1945)

Maggie

Thanks, good info!

Heather Duncan

Then why all of the 11 executive orders on the federal register they have death penalties you know. Better do your research low IQ

allen

You’re a shit fed hick from the Jethro Bodine institute.

We’re the ones who told YOUR faggot ass this has all been a psy-op.

Don’t act like you finally figuring that the fuck out meant you were ahead of the game at some point.

The ONLY PEOPLE HERE are THOSE who like PSY OPs.

That’s how fucking retarded you Slavery/Child Molester party simps are.

We’re here CELEBRATING the PSY OP.

And killing your friends and heroes like when we came down and burned your uncle Jed’s slaver junta,

and shot the stale,extra shit out of his syllable-adding traitor head.

CONservative DEMocrat

What a dipshit.

Curly

Even if this was an act.. can you imagine how horribly frightened the kids were that he assaulted? A fitting end.

Dave

👏👏👏

Bob

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THANKS,

Bob —

Xena

‘The gravity of his predicament must have hit him like a sudden cramp. “I’m getting hanged? What about my day in court? This isn’t fair.”
“Enough of this horse shit,” Adm. Wilson shouted. “Get him to his feet and the rope around his neck.”
“You don’t have to do this,” Stephen screamed as the hangman yanked his body erect.
“Mr. Colbert, it’s a good thing you were a talk show host and not a method actor, because you’re terrible at it,” Adm. Wilson said.”
THE PERFECT SPICE TO A PERFECT DAY!

Your articles are fantastic, Michael, thank you!
(The young ones will sleep better tonight and also when rescued from NZ.)

Jim Joans

2I was expecting him to say something funny before his final swing. Such dissapointment!

CONservative DEMocrat

His writers weren’t there.

Joan

True. Like any other talk show actors, Colbert is a clown who uses texts written by smarter writers.

ROSE SEAL

That these feckers are Satanists, there is little question. Psychopathic /Narcissistic people are often demon-possessed. And why aren’t my posts getting posted?

Xena

Give the cache time.

clareity

Say whot? Not posted?

Willy 2.0

Bye Felicia

Karl Kaiser

From Chicago’s Second City improv troupe to a gallows in Guam…Twenty years ago Colbert was the sharpest satirist in the country, but he completely lost it when the word came down to implement Clinton’s “Pied Piper” strategy against Trump.

There was a time when Trump would be a guest on Colbert’s show, I believe even into early in 2016, when the establishment wanted Trump to be nominated.

But as soon as T secured the nomination they stopped inviting him to The Late Show. Instead, they used CGI to create a “cartoon Trump” character they put in the guest chair. Then they literally put words in his mouth to make him look stupid and they mocked him for “entertainment”.

Karen B

That was an informative comment, thanks.👍
The whole world will find out soon who the stupid ones are and it isn’t President Trump.😏

Linda Hutchison

Crazy or not, INCOMPETENT TO STAND TRIAL or not, the evidence AGAINST Colbert was damning. He is a DYSFUNCTIONAL UNIT that needed to be removed. They did so, and NOT too inhumanity! Carry on!

Maggie

Another member of Hollywood’s gruesome “Red Shoe Club”
entered hell on July 29th, 2024.
The lower in hell the soul sinks, the more grotesque the punishment.