Chris Cuomo Eludes Military Capture

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Chris Cuomo, disgraced liberal media host and brother to the late Andrew Cuomo, eluded a military dragnet Tuesday evening shortly after his former employer, CNN, and his Deep State allies threw him under the bus in response to revelations that he had violated journalism ethics to spy on behalf of his brother.

On Tuesday CNN CEO Jeff Zucker, himself a Deep State stooge, divorced himself and CNN from Chris Cuomo, AKA Fredo, after Chris’s text messages to Melissa DeRosa—Andrew’s former secretary—became a matter of public record. Zucker had previously defended Chris Cuomo’s support of his brother— “everyone makes mistakes”—but dumped him when fellow Deep Staters unanimously agreed he had outlived his usefulness.

An Office of Military Commissions source speaking under condition of anonymity told Real Raw News that the OMC and JAG had received “backchannel intelligence” indicating that the Deep State intended to sever ties with Chris Cuomo and “cut him loose.”

Shortly after midnight Tuesday, U.S. Marine Raiders, working on orders from Marine Corps commandant Gen. David H. Berger, descended on Chris Cuomo’s home in Southampton, New York, believing they would catch him unaware and sulking over his woes. Inaccurate intelligence reports said that Cuomo had left CNN’s Manhattan headquarters for his Long Island home late that evening. A Marine reconnaissance team in civilian vehicles had followed what they thought was Cuomo’s 2020 Mercedes SUV to the domicile, but soon realized the man they were tracking was not Chris Cuomo. In short, Cuomo had used a decoy vehicle, ostensibly because he had been tipped off to the raid.

Upon reaching the residence, Marines detained an unidentified man who matched Cuomo’s physique. He had worn a wig and theatrical makeup to more closely mimic Cuomo’s appearance. When questioned, he refused to give up the real Cuomo’s location, telling the Marines, “You’re too late.”

Our source said he was taken into custody pending identification.

Three hours after the botched raid, however, JAG received what it called “credible evidence” on Cuomo’s escape. While Marines detained the fake Cuomo and rifled through the home for incriminating evidence, the real Chris Cuomo was boarding a Cessna 340, a twin-engine general aviation aircraft, at Republic Airport in Farmingdale, New York.

Our source declined to say how the military acquired said evidence but offered the following comment:

“We know the plane’s registration and the name of the pilot. We know, if it had a full fuel load, it has a range of 1,400 miles. We also know the pilot did not file a flight plan and that at least one additional passenger was on board when it took off around midnight. The plane didn’t return to Republic, and no controlled airport has reported seeing the plane.”

The vast majority of the country’s airports are non-towered; there are approximately 20,000 non-towered strips, each able to accommodate a Cessna 340, compared to 500 nationwide airports with control towers.

“We’re working to find the plane and believe it will narrow down Cuomo’s location,” our source said.

In closing, RRN is aware that Chris Cuomo has since responded to his CNN suspension on his SiriusXM Satellite Radio show, but that can be broadcast from anywhere and beamed to SiriusXM’s dishes. If the arrogant and hubristic Cuomo routinely takes to the airwaves from his hidden location, he will inadvertently aid JAG’s mission to bring him to justice.

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Jan D Hunsinger

Another reason to believe RRN….reports when things go wrong….

Jay

We are watching a movie after all, aren’t we? What’s a movie without a good plot twist! 😉

Jason

When questioned, he refused to give up the real Cuomo’s location, telling the Marines, “You’re too late.”

I think I saw this on an episode of MST3k lol

dmwaters

The man’s name: Big McLargehuge.

Jay

There must be conflicting reports going around, because I just head that JAG has positively ID’d the man as Fist Rockbone.

dmwaters

Perhaps he has multiple stunt doubles, as I read another report of a double named “Butch Deadlift”.

Zee

dmwaters = Lying SHILL do not feed

J Bill

Careful Zee, directly over the target!! They’re buzzing like a bunch of mad, retarded little hornets. Get the bug spray!

David

Same for Jay and Jason

Zee

Jay = Lying SHILL do not feed

Ted

Why do you say do not feed but constantly respond to everyone who disagrees with you?

Robert Dziok

So others see the TRUTH vs propaganda, lies and deception of POS Traitor Trolls like “Traitor Ted” who do the bidding of their POS Slimy Satanic Masters who in turn are minions for POS Satan. How’s your POS Satan taking having “it’s” minions taken out via Military Tribunals “Traitor Ted”? Rumor has it there have been multiple sightings of Satanic Globalists and Deep State squatting in a corner sucking their thumbs while shitting and pissing their pants at the same time over what the Military is doing via Military Tribunals etc. some of which RRN reports on.

Zee

Maybe it’s good we can use the Shills to get all our anger out about the DS. We are after all dealing wth serious biz here–to out SATANISM. EXORCISE. So it’s perfect to express yourself this way– Good one

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Robert Dziok

Jay = “Jay the Jerk” POS Sewer Rat Traitor Troll.

Jason

do you have these nicknames saved in a text file? seems easier than typing it each time. it’s basically just sewer rat traitor troll every time but i’d hate to type that every time.

Jay

Wow that’s exactly what the sign next to my enclosure says! How did you know, Zee?

Jason

boaty mcboatface

Zee

dmwaters = SHILL do not feed

dmwaters

That was not one of the names from Space Mutiny. Did you not see it?

Jay

That was my favorite part of the article, I was so shocked I nearly dropped my bucket of popcorn 😱

Outlandish Outlander

That’s okay. The popcorn is free and there is plenty more where that came from. 😀

Jay

Hell yeah, free popcorn 🍿

Jason

can we get free beer too?

Jay

I saw a sign that said we can get free beer tomorrow!

Jason

huzzah! or shazam!

Ann

Free beer tomorrow along with the free crabs at Joe’s Crab Shack

Jay

Exactly, now you’re getting it 😉

Jason

free dicks tomorrow at Dick’s!

Proud Patriot

Are you and Jason the same guy? Just a split personality/different user name? Don’t listen to your alter persona. Just go back to bed.

Jason

why do you care? fuck off

Hal Brown

They just need the right techniques to get him to talk. It is Christmas, and everyone has nut crackers this time of the year.

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dmwaters

24 really played out the Jack Bauer Interrogation Technique trope. Do you really think that Baxter would use it? I hope that he goes for something more creative.

Jay

Well if the ‘Military Apprehends Pelosi Doppelganger’ article is any precedent, not only will we not get a followup interrogation scene, we’ll never get another mention of this captured body double at all. Mr. Baxter has come a long way as a writer but he really needs to be more mindful of these dangling plot threads!

Zee

Jay = Nasty Lying SHILL do not feed

Jason

jay should no longer be #1 on your list!

Robert Dziok

Jay = “Jay the Jerk” POS Sewer Rat Traitor Troll.

Zee

dmwaters = Nasty Lying SHILL do not feed

Ted

My sources have confirmed that Mike has been watching Chernobyl so the KGB may appear soon.

Robert Dziok

Seems like your master POS Satan is feeding you

Andi Kay

Excellent.

Zee

Jason = SHILL do not feed

Mr. G

You did.

S gamaj

the fastest way to make this monkey with with a Chris quamo mask…. frog March him naked up to the hangman’s platform..put that noose around his neck and then ask him which way does he want to die 30 rounds of Is full metal jacket 7.62 Or hang by the neck until he’s is dead . He’s already been found guilty it was a quick 3 member panel decision he’s are impersonating a Jackass. the jackass ran away and now he is said jackass
we have a conviction he’s already been prosecuted say goodnight jackass, to all of his fans listening To the Podcast

Jaycee

While I would love for Chris Cuomo to suffer the same fate as his despicable brother, I would like to know what crime did he commit, other than being a general ass, and trying to help his brother evade justice in the criminal court. Did he participate with his brother in the placing of hundreds of elderly people into refrigerated trucks then cremating them. I’m hoping they have information confirming that, otherwise it will seem like payback,which while though laudable is not a legal reason.

Bob

He used CIA direction to be a traitor to our country… pure filthy lies all day/365! Operation Mockingbird for Pete’s sake!

Hunter Hunter

Love that show, Crow is my favorite.

Kelly Knauth Brown

You’re next, Jay. They know where you are.

Jason

uh oh, jay. *they* know where you are!

AMy

If the marines don’t get him..he will probly be suicided

WrongWayCorrigan

Naturally, since Cuomo has become one of Henry Kissinger’s “useless eaters” as well as becoming “The Man Who Knew Too Much.” The Cabal does not have the imagination to craft fresh plots. Sayonara, dipstick! MAGA

Zee

The DS is hopeless at creating plots on the fly–they lack creativity –period— THEY HAVE NO SOUL
.
All they can do is use their spells = black magick. But these take time to work out. Especially if they produce an Egregore (a very powerfu though form).

Their satanic law means they must tell their victims first = planting the seeds of fear.— what they are going to do and they wait sometimes years, 0 – 100 1000 2000. That is their contract with Satan–they MUST TELL US FIRST.

We on the other hand, only have to stay positive and fearless, when told of their sh-t plans we need only use our minds to counter and say out loud, i.e GTH you’re powerless, you’re going down. you lose, your dead. What ever makes you feel strong.

This is a good time to use “F” word. Just saying ‘go away’ has no power — it’s weak. Some of you might want to say in Jesus’ name GO.. Its all up to your strong intent. Be strong.

We good patriots have the good weapons working for us against their DS Satanic sh-t to win the 5D chess game.

We are in different times and dimensions now and have to use better mental skills. Have no division with people on the same side as you.. but mentally do work to let DS know they CAN’T win. Visualize Satanic DS ALL GONE from this beautiful Earth by just seeing Beauty, Universal Loving Mind and Peace in its place.

NOBODY FROM DS CAN HIDE FOR LONG

Jason

jay and i can

Zee

GTFOOH SHILLS

Jason

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Robert Dziok

Can’t hide from GOD and NOBODY walks the Earth forever POS Sewer Rat Traitor Trolls. How’s your POS master Satan doing these days with “it’s” minions being taken out by the Military via Military Tribunals etc.? Tough to be a Satanic Globalist and Deep State these days with what the Military is doing to them now isn’t it?

Jason

everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

Smell the Coffee

GTFOH loser.

Jason

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Jay

Oh I have one of those! I named him Greg (lol get it?) and he really was not that difficult to conjure tbh. Still working on training him, it’s a bit frustrating because he does occasionally still pee in the house, or possess an innocent pedestrian passing by on the sidewalk, but lately he has been a good boy for the most part and I feel like we are making steady progress 🙂

Ted

I have found that patience is the key to success for the first few days at least. Just use short but firm commands.

Robert Dziok

Just like POS Satan does to “it’s” POS Sewer Rat Traitor Trolls via their Slimy Satanic Globalist masters.

Jason

lmao

jm.

Mark 16 😉
And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature. 
Mar 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned. 
Mar 16:17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; 
Mar 16:18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover. 
Mar 16:19 So then after the Lord had spoken unto them, he was received up into heaven, and sat on the right hand of God. 
Mar 16:20 And they went forth, and preached every where, the Lord working with them, and confirming the word with signs following. Amen. 

Proud Patriot

Amen!!!!!

Ted

Zee seems to know a lot about this. My guess is that Zee is in on something big! Probably right over the target!

Robert Dziok

Just like POS Satan is over the asses of POS Sewer Rat Traitor Trolls like yourself via “it’s” POS Satanic Globalist minions you Lackeys do the bidding of.

Carrie

It’s called Revelation of the Method and there’s a good article about it on Coronacircus.. Surprising you don’t know that, Zee.

Proud Patriot

That is deep yet beautiful!! We can fight this and are winning. Together we are STRONGER!! DIVIDED WE FALL!!! I love all Patriots!!! Stay strong!! GOD BLESS THE PATRIOTS AND GOD BLESS THE USA!!

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Proud Patriot

These a-holes (Jay and Jason [likely the same person in a confused brain]) are trying to distract us Patriots. The devil is a master manipulator. We can easily desolve them in Jesus’s Name!!

Jay

How do you plan to dissolve me? Like in acid or something?

Jason

well “They” have been coming for jay for a loooong time.

thirsty jill said he had my coordinates.

we’re both still here

Jay

Yeah what kinda two-bit amateur operation do you guys think I’m running here? Like I don’t have a myriad of brilliant escape/contigency plans to evade capture. I will never face justice for my posting, Kelly. Never.

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Zee

SHILLS —–Soooooon

Jason

#soon

dmwaters

They actually came and got me two years ago. I am really the body double of the original.

Robert Dziok

GOD has your coordinates “Jaded Jason” (as well as that of your fellow POS Sewer Rat Traitor Trolls} and NOBODY walks the Earth forever. Pass that on to your POS Satan via your POS Slimy Satanic Globalist Masters.

Proud Patriot

You and Jay are just like that F’ing annoying gnat that just won’t go away!! BUT YOU WILL!! You will get caught just like in a fly glue strip… or in a spider web OR just down right smashed by a shoe! Just keep uselessly buzzing around this site wasting people’s time as you are in a subconscious mind state. We really don’t care! You’re just making yourself look more like an ass.

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Jason

lol k

GuntherG

Just when we get rid of the egregiously bad Buck Fiden troll, “Jay” replaces him.

Jason

jay ‘s been around longer than buck.

Jay

Also my posts are not chock full of racist slurs so I really don’t see how anyone could confuse me with him.

Robert Dziok

Your REAL problem “Jadded Jason” (as well as your fellow POS Sewer Rat Traitor Trolls) is that GOD knows where you are and NOBODY walks the Earth forever.

Jason

“Jadded Jason”

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Exile

I was called Egghead Exile. I wear it with pride .

Jay

Yeah but just look at how easily they fall for the ol’ “body double in a wig and makeup” trick. You really think I don’t have my own body double ready to divert JAG away on a decoy chase at any moment?

dmwaters

“You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!”

Charles Bryant

Ahh, Spaceballs!

Jason

we ain’t found shit

Smell the Coffee

And here’s another know it all knob like his buddy Jay. You two can get a coffee together sometime and discuss wallpaper samples. GTFOH

Kelly Knauth Brown

Simone Sanders stepped down lol. 1-2 a day jump ship and there’s nothing you can do about it. They’re gonna die. They’re all gonna die.

dmwaters

Is Simone Sanders the body double of Symone Sanders? If so, does that mean that just the body double stepped down, while the original is still in place?

Jay

Oh wow someone I’ve never heard of before quit their job? Well that settles it, now I am convinced that the entire US government is about to be executed or whatever.

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Kelly Knauth Brown

They’re all quitting lol. They are catching wind of the hangings, My favorite is when CNNs and TWITTERS and MSNBCs use the word “bloodbath” lol and call Trump “murderous” on Morning Joe lol…hahahahhahahhahhaha…you think these people don’t know exactly what’s going on behind the scenes? That’s the biggest thing I have to laugh at you for…even Rachel Madcow knows this shit is happening. Granted, she’s in major denial, but it’s on her mind and she’s obsessed just like you are.

DTIAFG <—–Donald Trump is a Fucking Genius…he’s so in your head lol. All he had to do was exist and tell the truth and the media is in a frenzy. I heard the word “bloodbath” and “murderous” over 20 times…They KNOW, Jay.

Jay

Sounds like you watch way more MSM than I do, lol

Jason

but, jay, you don’t get it. “THEY” “KNOW” !!!!!!!!!

omgwtfbbq

Ted

Do you also have your clones get the vaccine so the tracking devices are confused?

Jason

i do. it helps with thirsty jill

Jay

Tbh I’m not a “multiple clones at the same time” kinda guy, cause I don’t wanna risk one of those scenarios where a clone convinces themselves they are the “real” Jay and attempts to destroy me, you know?

I did get vaccinated in my previous two clone bodies though, so it’s certainly possible those bodies (wherever they are) could be confusing the nanobot tracking software!

Schadenfreude

You’re vaccinated? Tsk tsk! Sorry, you have precisely two years to live due to graphene dioxide damaging your DNA.

Jay

Yeah but did you not see that stuff I said about the clones? I’ll have upgraded to a new clone body long before those two years are up. I’m only gonna stat in this one for like one year at most.

Jason

i was told i had six months to live 8 months ago

Smell the Coffee

Jay, you’d piss yourself if a bunch of marines showed up at your door coming to take you away. Quit acting all gangster. You’re a sexually confused twit still wearing skinny jeans

Jason

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

marines. showing. up. at a. civilian’s door.

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

sejmon

AND…THEY ARE ALL GONNA DIE..JAY

Kelly Knauth Brown

“They’re gonna die. They’re all gonna die.” ~President Trump

dmwaters

Again, I cannot locate the episode where Trump said this. Do you have a reference?

Kelly Brown

I like to imagine you and Jay searching for clips of President Trump assuring Hollywood and the establishment their fate.

Jay

You like to imagine a lot of things Kelly. None of them are real.

Jason

i can only find the clip where he says you’re broke as fuck

Jay

“I believe, without question, everything I read on the internet.” ~Kelly Knauth Brown

Kelly Knauth Brown

BLOODBATH…MURDEROUS…TRUMP

Jay

“BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!” ~Kelly Knauth Brown

Jason

trump is a murderer? wow! big if true

Robert Dziok

“I believe, without question. everything I’m told from my Slimy Satanic Masters” – POS Sewer Rat Traitor Trolls.

unlabeled quality

the video where he says that got memory-holed.
it had got posted as a ‘qnotable”.

Kaop144

When did he say this?

ZeeBee

When you die … you will learn that your whole life was a movie.

dmwaters

And when you drown, you just swallow water down.

Jason

snot is running down his nose

heeeeeey aqualung

jm.

yes a movie we will all give full account for

“…for we shall all stand before the judgment seat of Christ. 11For it is written, As I live, saith the Lord, every knee shall bow to me, and every tongue shall confess to God. 12 So then every one of us shall give account of himself to God.” Romans 14 

Zee

Fact…..These Paid evil Shills and dumb Trolls when on the other side will be told they failed their SPIRITUAL TEST BY CHOOSING TO FOLLOW THE EVIL SELFISH PATH

Jason

maybe you’re the evil shill lmao

sejmon

THEY ALL GONNA DIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tzipporah

But truth is stranger than fiction.

Zee

Jay = SHILL do not feed

8Q8Suns3t

Hehe, pilot twist.

Jay

This is a good pun, I approve.

Johnny Lunchbucket

Plot twist coming up called the “Q reveal”. Some people won’t like the ending. That would be you and the rest of the shit trolls on this site, the true “useless eaters” and “worthless breeders”. The second part I say lightly as I don’t think any of you trolls would even know how to get laid, living in mom’s basement and all. But I am sure you love your “little boy pedo dungeon” though.

Jay

Is it coming “soon” Johnny?

Johnny Lunchbucket

Ole Ray Jay, it will happen when it happens and not a minute sooner.

Jason

#boomersooner

YLK

Admission of guilt by fleeing and using a decoy.

YLK

Heading to meetup with the others in Europe ?

Jay

Technically I have not fled or deployed the decoy yet. Those are just contingency plans if they ever find me, which so far, they have not 🙂

dmwaters

You state a valid point. A fake news publication would never put up a fake story about a Deep State operative getting away based on the popular conspiracy theory narrative of using a body double. Obviously the only explanation is that the story is completely true.

Another proof of the story’s validity: Chris Cuomo is not currently in military custody. Obviously this means that the report that he evaded capture must be true.

Zee

Don’t feed or click up
SHILL dmwater dark murky water

Wildcat

Democrat Maxine Waters, DM Waters

Andi Kay

Come on, guys. Let’s not feed the trolls this time, please. Being ignored irritates them more than comments in reply.
Thanks.

TimeIsNow

Andi, I upvoted you here, but tag-team trolls are out in farce.

Never, ever, directly comment to the turds. You have it right.

tinydruid

As time keeps rolling on now, I have begun to think of these individuals we quaintly refer to as trolls to actually be “satan’s little children“…

Mark 5:9: And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many.

― KJV

Jay

Have you considered the possibility that because “time keeps rolling on” maybe you are just getting duped into endlessly waiting for a payoff that doesn’t exist?

sejmon

THEY ALL GONNA DIE..

Jason

you forgot a word

J Bill

you need a new translator

Jason

merry christmas jill. we can say it again

Ted

There is no way that has ever crossed their minds. There are some damaged people on here who worship a con man. If they only knew my involvement with this site their heads would explode.

Andi Kay

Thanks. Yes they are. Trolls a-go-go today. They need to be flushed permanently.

Jason

u seem mad

Zee

Michael said Trolls Shills or Bots
You guys seem to only use the word TROLLS why?

Trolls are dumb simpletons just playing around

Shills get paid not dumb try to act like trollls when cornered

Bots — AI mess with people’s comments – clever annoying answers.

I am not sure if Michael thought Jay as Z—k at removal was possible BOT?

At least 10 or 12 are PAID SHILLS who know the workings of the DS either Pharma, SRA, CIA etc… take your pick…. they seem to be protecting Pharma and SRA.

Ofcourse will say anthing to kill RRN the only truely free speach around it seems.

Jason

i know all of those orgs. put me back at #1 for the 4th (5th?) time

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Jason

“Being ignored irritates them more than comments in reply.”

nah not really

Basil

Trolls are getting so basic on here, absolutely sedate.

Johnny Lunchbucket

God sent and part of the Q dissemination portion of the plan, I am sure of it, how chosen I do not know.

Zee

You’re over the Target

Jason

you’re over these nuts

Elisa Orozco

My thought, exactly!!!

stacylee

Watch the newest 🐒Werx on YouTube,its called “Timing is Everything”the flights he has been tracking all coincide with what RRN is reporting,he also mentions Homeland Security flying into the spa

BIG ED

I TOTALLY BELIEVE RRN BECAUSE WHENEVER THEY COME OUT WITH A STORY – THE FACT CHECKERS IMMEDIATELY DECLARE IT A FAKE STORY. BASTARDS.

Wildcat

Not just suspended,… Now upon further review, Chris or fredo has been fired from CNN.

Mike

Top KEK (I don’t believe Q either, but it’s fun to KEK people)

Truesincerity

The Cuomo boys meeting their downfall. Now if we can just get that keebler elf Fauci off of Americas TV and out of our lives forever the rejoicing will be astounding!

dmwaters

Fauci eluded capture in an episode from several months ago. I am somewhat surprised that Baxter has not brought him up in a more recent episode. The audience will not forget the character but they are going to be left wondering what the character has been doing in the interim.

Jay

Problem is he kinda wrote himself into a corner by making Fauci the mastermind of the whole ‘scandemic’ plotline. So if he writes that Fauci is apprehended, logicaly the whole scheme falls apart right? And then how does he explain that even with the mastermind eliminated, the omicron varient is still around and the big push for vaccines is still around and etc etc.

JoAnn

I believe the omicron or moronic variant is completely made up. It is just an excuse to ban flights into and out of South Africa. However, that just means commercial flights. It does not stop US military planes from flying in.

Jay

Well yeah this is exactly my point. You guys believe it is completely made up. So if Fauci is “arrested” won’t this made-up scheme fall apart? Without the mastermind propagandist wouldn’t people come to the realization that this is no omicron variant or something? That’s why MB can’t write that Fauci has been arrested.

Kelly Knauth Brown

Jay, you convinced us! We now all believe RRN is fake and that the MSM is real! And now we’re all gonna mask up and jab up and bow to Biden! We no longer think President Trump will follow through on his promises. We think Hillary is gonna be president too and that she is not guilty of Frazzle Drip! You convinced us!

Jay

And that’s why I’m #1 on the list, baby 😎

Zee

No, You’re a BOT — when you Control/ Alt / Delete it’s bye bye #1

Jason

whooooooooooooooooaaaaa

zee. you gotta update the rankings. jay has lost his spot by using this emoji

Ted

Hillary was killed. But the rest is fine.

Zee

Ha Ha Ha Ha
Jay is a BOT LoL
He keeps wasting his time trying put this Bull sh-t over on us.

Zee

How so?

Zee

You are getting more stupid with each post now–

Seems you are an Ai bot after all going bad–you are a liabilty now to those you made you.

Ordering you to blow yourself up / pull the plug. Control /Alt/ Delete/

Jason

update the rankings plz

Jay

Nice try Zee, but you forgot one thing – ctrl/alt/delete doesn’t just instantly delete me, there is a “Are you sure you want to terminate this program?” prompt. I can simply choose ‘N’ no matter how many times you type the command at me! 🙂

Guest4579

Wish they WOULD ban flights out of South Africa and others routed through other countries. And completely close the southern border! Texas has the right idea: If the commie feds won’t shut the border, then tightly line up shipping containers in lieu of a fence. They also have the advantage of using them for storage of equipment.
The commiecrats colluded with the Chinese communist party to create the Wuhan virus and now this Omicron. This is what they WANT. My workplace warned us as far back as 2012 that the Chinese were planning an attack.

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Jason

abbott said south africans crossed the mexican border!!! can you imagine people swimming the atlantic ocean just to come to america! this is amazing news!!!!

Zee

All the same bio-weapon–no time to have made changes even if Pharma wanted to. Stay away from all jabs

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Ted

Mike already did a pivot to Obama being the one pulling the strings since Obama is not on TV every day.

Zee

STUPID IDIOT SHILL
FAUCI IS AS CROOKED AS THEY COME AND SATANISTICALLY CLEVER BUT NOT AT ALL CLEVER ENOUGH TO BE A MASTERMIND OF ANYTHING BUT GETTING MONEY FOR HIS OWN POWER THE EVIL WAY…ACTUALLY HE’S A DUMB SHIT FOR DOING WHAT HE’S DOME FOR A VERY LONG TIME…

Evil Never Wins In The End

Are you shills taking note? Bye Bye

Ted

I saw him at lunch with Chip Cunningham from Happy Days.

Zee

LYING PAID SHILL FOR PHARMA?

ZeeBee

Ting tang walla walla bing bang. My friend the witch doctor, he told me what to do …

Andi Kay

Fauci just looks like a Keebler elf. He’s really a Mordor orc in disguise. Shudder.

Zee

He’s the son of that ugly evil SRC abuse Vatican Agent MOTHER THERESA… except she was a he …his father

Schadenfreude

I believe the correct term to describe “Dr” Fauci is: Imp.(a small, mischievous devil or sprite)

Guest4579

Add to that Pelosi, Shumer, the Jihad Squad, McConnell, Maxipad Waters, and ALL the illegal aliens including the so-called Dreamers.

Zee

Best antidote against evil –LAUGHING AT ‘EM ALL

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Jason

best antidote to deporting people who had no say in their arrival in the usa: laughing at them! hell yes zee. fuck yes fascism!!!

Jason

3rd!

phillip donahoue

According to AMG news Chris Cuomo was arrested several months ago and is at Gitmo. What we have seen is a masked double or CGI.

dmwaters

Why would the military be trying to arrest CGI?

phillip donahoue

Its a show for the woke people like you. Did I say they were trying to arrest a CGI. I said that or a masked double is what we have been seeing.

Jason

if he was already arrested why are they trying to find his masked double or CGI?

dmwaters

So a raid that never really happened was a show for woke people?

Are you commenting in kayfabe or from a serious perspective? I cannot really get into character for these comments so I always approach it from the work of fiction that it is.

PayingCloseAttention

For what they have done since the real Chris was in custody MAYBE?

Jay

Wow I hope the military is able to locate and apprehend the escaped CGI rendering.

Kelly Knauth Brown

They’re gonna die. They’re all gonna die.

Jay

Holograms can’t die, silly.

dmwaters

I refer you to Red Dwarf Series 6 Episode 5: “Rimmerworld”.

Kryten: It is possible for a hologram to die.

Jay

Good reference, dm. I guess holograms are like zombies or vampires etc, the rules change depending on the IP. We need some more exposition to really establish the rules and limitations of holograms in the RRNCU.

Zee

Lying Shill you are a BOT—
Control Alt Delete

Zee

JAY Shill is a BOT—
Control Alt Delete

Schadenfreude

A hologram is projected on to a screen…not thin air. It may seem 3-dimensional, but is, in fact, 2D.

The “holodeck” in Star Trek Deep Space Nine was a writer’s construction – as real as a magic wand.

Holograms and clones are fantasies. Body doubles or CGI more likely.

Zee

Lying Shill you are a BOT—
Control Alt Delete

dmwaters

I recall a 1990s era made-for-TV movie called Hologram Man that had this kind of plot. I wonder if Baxter will eventually introduced a CGI good guy to go after the CGI bad guys.

Interestingly, it too was set in a world with an oppressive, dystopian government.

Ted

And his sidekick “Pixel”!

Jason

This is the Human Duplicator episode of MST3k lmao

Teacher Student

Indeed his name was on the AMG list of those scoundrels awaiting tribunal quite awhile ago. I noticed he hasn’t looked like himself in a long time, better looking than previously. LOL

TimeIsNow

AMG when I looked was inconsistent, as in — all over the place. MB is very consistent. AMG goes from ‘doom and gloom’ often, all the way to everything is fine and going as planned. Just IMHO.

Michael R Davis

You do not think the military uses deliberate disinformation against the enemy forces in war to confuse them, to entice their next moves in a certain direction?

Sun Tzu – The Art of War
Pretend you are weak, when you are strong.
All warfare is based on deception.
Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.

Schadenfreude

As the Navajo say ” Crow that soars high like eagle cannot build nest near dam of beaver”

Figure it out.

Zee

If true they need ’em all… Yes I remember arresting Chris C did they let him go? Was it only for questioning

Lorenz Manner

I’m sure he will be caught very soon. He cannot escape and that’s for sure. I’m expecting the good news very soon.

Mr. Bill

Whgat do you think will rappen to the body double? Aiding acts of treason! How soon do you think they will get the info out of him?

phillip donahoue

If its a clone it will get whatever the real Cuomo gets.

dmwaters

Why would a clone be held responsible for their genetic progenitor’s actions?

phillip donahoue

Educate yourself for once and learn what a clone really is

dmwaters

A clone is an organism created by duplicating the genetics of another organism (as opposed to one produced through normal reproduction).

phillip donahoue

And therefore can do the same things the original could do. That’s why they are punished the same.

dmwaters

That a clone can do the same things as the original does not mean that the clone does do the same things as the original. Technically, identical twins are clones. A clone is just an asexually produced genetic duplicate of an organism. It is still a separate individual from the original organism.

In some stories “cloning” refers to a more advanced process that effectively replicates the original completely, down to the memories, but Baxter’s episodes so far have not introduced science fiction at that level.

Jay

Wow you guys are woefully uneducated on Clone Rights. Just because someone “can” rob a bank does not mean you can just charge them for a bank robbery someone else committed, does it? As a clone myself (5th generation) I can tell you that thanks to the Clone/Replicant Act of 2015, which Obama secretly signed into federal law, a clone and their original CANNOT be charged for the same crime without solid proof that they were co-conspirators of said crime.

Ted

How do they retain memories?

ZeeBee

For optics … do your research.

dmwaters

So the “white hats” would punish an innocent clone just for optics and we are supposed to believe that they are the good guys?

Wildcat

This explanation is directed to you and the other trolls, shills and clones that have an opinion on the subject of whether a clone should be punished for the crimes that the original has committed.
1. A clone is a copy of the original, but not an exact copy.
2. A copy of a copy, is not as Sharp as the original.
3. The clone does NOT have a SOUL..
4. Missing a SOUL means it does NOT know the meaning of right and wrong, good or bad, evil or love, HATE or remorse or even GUILT.
THEREFORE anyone can punish a clone, even 5TH GENERATION. like JAY !

President TRUMP secretly signed it into Law.

dmwaters

Were these rules on clones previously established in the Michael Baxter universe or are you just assuming them? Did a previous episode establish this secret law that you reference?

I said before: we really need a wiki to keep track of the Real Raw News storyline.

Jay

Joke’s on you buddy, revoking Trump’s secret anti-clone law was one of the first things Biden did upon getting into office! CLONE RIGHTS!

Andi Kay

I’m more interested in the results than the methods they use in getting the information.

ZeeBee

They just use the obsolete double for parts.

JoAnn

Sure. If they tell him aiding and abetting carries the same penalty, he may change his mind, especially if it is misprison of treason.

Ted

If a clone can be charged with a crime, that would mean the clone must be a citizen of the country laws would apply to. If clones of Americans are also American, that means each clone gets a vote. So the DS can produce clones for the sole purpose of voting a Democrat into office.

Wildcat

That depends on what type of interrogation techniques are employed…

Jason

trump never caught pence (RRN story from Feb) lol

i’m guessing we’ll find out in the next episode of “as rrn turns”

Chris Russ

More popcorn please! He will be caught soon.

James McMahan

Its been reported your articles are fake news. How can we know you are telling us the truth?

dmwaters

Is Chris Cuomo currently in military custody?

He is not.

Therefore, logically, this report of him evading capture by the military must be true.

phillip donahoue

How do know who is and who is not in Military custody?

dmwaters

This very article states that Cuomo is not in military custody.

phillip donahoue

This article does not state the Cuomo is not in custody. It states they could not capture Cuomo . So get it thru your head. The Cuomo currently in public is a clone or masked actor. You probably still believe fake Biden is for real.

dmwaters

The article states that Chris Cuomo eluded military capture. That is literally the headline. How could he elude capture if he is already in custody?

Michael Baxter’s writing is not always the most inspired but even he does not seem prone to such an obvious plot hole.

furious-disabled-American

You’ve just nailed the problem. Odds are high that RRN is revealing the news. How do we validate truth when the journalism-at-large blinds the news? About the best way to authenticate: take a long, studied look at strange silence from the criminals listed on the RRN site. It has all the characteristics of a “death” silence. And when-if we do hear from them, there’s no way to validate the provenance. We’re probably seeing “death” tweets by a steering committee. Alternately, if we do see the dead, walking, they’re ghosted as too tall, too short, or wearing wigs and makeup … like Fredo. As a literary sleuth, you’re have to reference uncommon evidence. And that’s the shame of this age.

ZeeBee

Post this reply all day, every day, over and over and over an over …

Lucky Star

It won’t get through to their (trolls) dead brains… if it does, you won’t see them pushed it so hard for any articles here

Mr. Bill

Don’t believe it if you want. We don’t care! If you keep coming back for more, what does that tell you?

TimeIsNow

Two things:

1) MB is over the target
2)There’s a new tag-team troll name here.

Diana Barahona

“Prove it to me,” demanded a troll.